Courtesy of The Lost Ogle (which I have a feeling Mr. Warmth is a frequent reader of) http://www.thelostogle.com/2014/04/22/10-reasons-to-buy-okc-energy-season-tickets/
Love the site. Noticed you using a few terms that are popular over there, so figured you were a fan as well.
The one that instantly springs to mind is "derplahomans". Don't know if it's used elsewhere, but that's where I know it from.