You know what blows my mind? The fact that there are still living Crapids fans. It's a sheer miracle that they haven't committed mass suicide after listening to these commentators week in week out.
So Nicol has lost 4 MLS Cups and lost one Wooden Spoon Cup.... Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him??
Revs aren't the worst team in the league! [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M"]Kool & The Gang - Celebration - YouTube[/ame]
Actually... let's factor in some other notables... Sure we won the head to head against Vanc. but.. They've got a real DP-Hasli A Real Stadium - Way better attendance than us Buzz in the City and they were an expansion side. I'm pretty near positive we are in the REAL cellar of MLS...Thanks Mr. Krafty..I'm sure this is exactly where you wanted to be 16 years in...
If this was a movie, that might be the most bestest ending ever with Ginger and Wells taking one last shot against the Revs.
And we're the town chumps who backed the Revs and are left gawking at their bullet riddled bodies lying in the dust. Nothing to do but slink back to the saloon and down rotgut until we drop.
All we are saying, is give us the spoooooon. We deserved to win it. I believe we were the worst team all year. We did finish with the least number of wins.
Proof that we can't ever get anything we want. Just lose, Revs. That's all we wanted. But no. F'king Rapids
FWIW I'm glad the Revs won't have a higher draft pick. Perhaps it will keep them from obtaining a really great player. They don't deserve to be rewarded for failure.
I've never believed in rewarding anyone for failure...I say, kick'em when they're down! That's what makes relegation all the more just..! Can we even imagine a Kraft team being "relegated"..? LMAO!