Post-match: ⶴቹረረ ጎነ ዪቹልረ - Crew v FC Cincy - Match 11 - 5/11/24 7:45 PM

Columbus Crew vs FC Cincinnati

MLS Regular Season Match – Saturday, May 11, 7:45 PM – Lower.com Field

Broadcast: Apple TV (Free!), FS1, Alt 105.7, La Grande 102.5

Odds: Columbus -120 | Draw +255 | Cincinnati +285

Vitals:
Columbus Crew
15 PTS / 10 G / 1.50 PPG | 3W-1L-6D | 12 GF / 9 GA / 3 GD | Last 5: D-D-D-D-D
secret track
FC Cincinnati
21 PTS / 11 G / 1.91 PPG | 6W-2L-3D | 13 GF / 9 GA / 4 GD | Last 5: W-W-W-L-L

Goal Leaders:
Columbus Crew
Cucho - 4
Morris - 2
Russell-Rowe - 2
Farsi - 1
Hinestroza - 1
Moreira - 1
Zawadzki - 1

FC Cincinnati
Acosta - 5
Kubo - 3
Boupendza - 2

Previous Meeting:
MLS Cup Playoffs - Eastern Conference Final
December 2, 2023 – TQL Stadium
Columbus Crew 3, FC Cincinnati 2

Notes:


Discuss.

Bonus track.

 

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