So, 2020? Holy shit! Right? Having thought about this for a while, I've decided that I need a little mindless distraction from this year....
If you immediately know the toaster is hot, the team was toasted a long time ago. (The Riddle of Toast) -- -- -- Alright, fine! You filthy,...
Vanity of vanities, said the Butter, all is vanity. What has a team won for all its labor which it has taken upon the field? One season passes...
I decree that MLS Week 26 & Stuff runs from September 1 to September 5. If you don't like that, then that's tough patooties! Friday, September...
My fellow degenerates, but especially the most degenerated among you, You all disgust me. I told you there would be no new toast thread before...
His thread cometh unless @sitruc and @Yoshou continue to defy his crusty emissary. That emissary is me, you jerks.
This is terrible. Here we are, about to be beset by another miserable week of MLS, and we don't even have a current running thread. I blame those...
Only 4 weeks in and I'm starting one of these threads? This is terrible. I blame @Yoshou. In starting this thread, I've decided to lay down a...
