I just spoke to Yves. He was unaware of the demise of the Quakes. Therefore, he informed me of his intention to play for the Quakes next season....
Now that Paul Goldthwaite is a member of the usl Portland Timbers, this more than likely spells disaster for the quakes. As you know, the quakes...
Hey- I just heard something that made me loins tingle. The front office is considering three new signings!!! Yes friends, you guessed it! The...
I have not been around much lately, I know. I got a job. It sucks. But not as much as being poor I guess. In honor of the first match of the...
As LDB so rightly guessed, I have not posted much lately because I was in prison. I was locked up by the man for a neck punch and run offense....
April Fools. Like Yves would ever give up his life's quest.
I simply cannot stand Emeril Live. What is it that I cannot stand? The stupid, sh!t for brains audience. They clap and laiugh and get all giggly...
The quakes front office has formally announced that they and the entire quakes family support the Oakland Raiders in their efforts to bring the...
I am a very festive person, so I am going to get crap-faced and go out egging and TP'ing tonight. I will be dressed as Goodsport. My costume...
Lets clean up this trash dump called the Quakes Organization. We can start by cutting the following players: Zak Ibsen Troy Dayak Eddie...
I love all this idiotic "we played great" babble about last nights game. The quakes cannot score, and therefore they will not win. This is a basic...
Anyone who wonders why I say this has not read his story on the "Yves" thread. It is a really cool- Yves is the man for sure. I would encourage...
This Thursday, the a-league playoffs commence with two teams who split the season series going at it in Portland. I hope Krammerhead shows up...
God that guy sucks. His first touch is bad, his second worse. If he shoots, it goes straight at the goalie. He is like Conteh, all speed- no game....
This weeks SI has a nice article on Joe Cannon. It fails to mention his "hands of stone" though.
Official Devon Barclay Thread He played today vs DC United.
The Former Mutiny salwart takes over SJ! Discuss.
He slow of foot and of mind- he is former Galaxy-scum turned bench warmer for the Quakes- Ibsen. Discuss him officially here.
On a crowd shot this morning, (you know, the ones where they show all the losers who stand outside the studio waiting for a glimpse of katie...
We might need him.
Up here in Portland, the hush hush on the QT is very on the down low, but my sources within the Portland Timbers org. inform me that Scott Bower...
Seriously, the dude acts like he doesn't even care. He works hard one minute and then shrugs his shoulders and poses the next. He is now a marked...
That about sums up the quakes play last night. Corrales was embarassing. Conrad just made the dumbest tackles at the worst times. Lagos ran...
To Whom it May Concern: This forum is pathetic. The threads with the most traffic (saves for the Yves thread which is classically Quakes...