State of the Art Ass-Cooling Technology(TM)!
Which makes me wonder how a city like Phoenix can be a serious contender for an MLS club. An average of 100+ days over 100 degrees. And last...
Then there’s the heat and humidity. Probably a big deterrent.
MATCH IGNITER!!!
Seriously, in light of recent F*CKY events, if you’re going, just suggest re-using this one:...
This. This. Must. Be. Next. Saturday’s. TIFO. Edit: Or this: [MEDIA]
The poll at the top of the page has spoken.
Next up: HELL IS REAL. AT HOME. An opportunity to beat poor lil’ Brandon Vasquez’ new team and old team in back-to-back matches. I can hardly...
Done, done, on to the next one Done we’re done and we’re on to the next one Done, done, on to the next one Done we’re done and we’re on to the next…
Mass confrontation of the officials. Someone got a red card. Stay classy, Monterrey.
Dortmund would like a word….
The fans waving the blue and white flags actually looks like their waving the white flag.
Wow. Just wow. This team is something really special.
Man, that pitch is $hitty.
Now!
Oh, God. Jones.
Schulte shuts down Vasquez’ header.
John Strong just said Monterrey is going to tear out their field and put in a hybrid field; they’re hosting matches for WC ‘26. (I thought the...
Too soon.
MIGHT MOTOR LEVELS IT IN MONTERREY!!
I love Kristin Wiig as the Target Lady.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!! MOOOOOOOOORISSS!!
The stadium opened in 2015. I’d say there’s been plenty of time.
One would think that with such a massive payroll and a shiny new stadium that Monterrey could hire a halfway decent groundskeeping crew.