I can't stand Alan Shearer. He's a jammy git who scores tap-ins and penalties, elbows opponents in the face and gets away with it, (and when he...
I think just about any of these jokes can be interchanged for any supporter, nationality or social group.
So a place only counts as a city if it has a world famous brewery, an airport and a cathedrel (sic), does it? In my book a city is an inhabited...
Just cos we don't have things like those doesn't mean we don't understand them. How about you try us and see if there's anything else we're too...
Us coming in here to talk trash is good for variety, don't you think? Anyway, the way things are going at the moment we'll probably be able to...
What do you call a newcastle fan with half a brain? Gifted I think the quality of grammar and humour in the above post bear this out.
Just because I've been making sarcastic remarks about your lack of wit doesn't mean you have to qualify them with more inane prattle. Although it...
Quality comedy. I'd like to remind you, Toon_toon, that you and your lot were all going on like that last season, so you have no right to feel...
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Family Guy rules. I have a friend who has exactly the same voice as Stewie, although he is sadly not prone to coming out with lines like 'For...
Yeah, I've played ICC. Found it rather amusing actually - the stiff animation and superhuman accuracy of the fielders' throws made me laugh. A bit.
Like many people, I love Champ, so I was wondering if anyone knows of any other management games in a similar (text-based) style, but for other...
A long shot at best, but... Has anyone here ever played, and liked, Sega Rally? It has to be said, it's still one of my all time favourite games,...
Err.... There is one. As far as I can see.
That must have been the best part. Sleep rules.
OK... that sounds very odd. I'm glad I didn't go to Waterstone's last night then.
Do tell what happened. Could be a laugh.
And have you started reading it? If so, any good? Also, were all the kiddies wearing wizard hats and round glasses?
Ireland-on-Tyne? How dare you belittle us to the degree that you mistake our river for the stinking flow of sewage that runs through Newcaselona....
I will resist making the obvious joke.
Much as I feel awkward to admit it, I can't wait. Some of my housemates think I'm a nugget for thinking so, but they are obviously the ones who...
Yeah that's what I meant by barre chords. Don't worry if you find it impossible at first- it will come with practice. I thought I'd never be able...
I found all the chords hard at first :) Seriously though, you will find it hard at first to change chords smoothly without a break for you to...
Wahey! I had a thread like this a while ago, but now I can pass on advice. Should you want it. Anyway, I learnt out of a book, but I think...
Is there any sort of theory basis to fitting chords to a vocal melody? That's something I've been struggling with lately, as some of my housemates...