Mine's a pint...!!
A monkey who is one of the main attractions at London zoo has claimed that he will walk off if anybody makes footballer noises at him this summer....
I like that, Scouse. Top bloke.
Disclaimer: For the benefit of the po-faced amongst us, what you are about to read is something I like to call "humour". It is not trolling....
I'm quite happy to accept goal line technology and I would go with whatever decision was made. I don't have a problem with that. I accept the...
LONG POST ALERT: Those with an insufficient attention span should click off now. Superfluous responses telling me that they can't be arsed to...
They did play for 90 minutes. It was the 91st and 94th minutes that City scored in.
Joey Barton, the QPR cod-philosopher and twitter-bug who was controversially sent off in the match against Manchester City on Sunday, for elbowing...
Wow...!!! I so want to have Wayne Rooney's shirt because then I could put it on and walk around town and people would say "There goes that...
Yes, we finished 7th in the Premiership in 2003/04 and that was with losing several matches late in the season.... We'd been in with a very...
I'll be watching,lads. Thursday night, Channel 5, I believe. Wishing you the best of luck.
This is Carlos Tevez doing nothing more than being Carlos Tevez. Smashing player when he's at his best, but two bangers short of a barbie when...
Congratulations on a well contested season. I thought Norwich played with commitment and flair. They are a worthy addition to the Premier League....
Fair enough. Nobody is forced to read anything. The post is there for anybody who wants to consider it. If you do, you do. If you don't, you...
That just sounds bitter. I think the referee handled the situation very well indeed. For a start, the referee didn't see Tevez and Barton...
Yes.... it was a close run thing, but Rangers got across the finishing line at Bolton's expense.... after Rangers blew a lead in stoppage time and...
They might not have given up exactly, but they may have just switched off for a moment. The QPR fans reaction to the final whistle going at...
The bit I liked was the woman in the crowd wearing the red sweater. One moment she is smiling and waving her arms up and down, and then the next...
How do you get a cork back into a champagne bottle..? Ask Alex Ferguson.
. Hmmmm, interesting comment, but I might disagree just a tad... As a former referee myself, I wouldn't say that any of the Premiership...
Many congratulations to Pards. He's done a great job and Newcastle can only get stronger from here. I would have loved him to stay at the...
Congratulations, Spurs, on finishing in a possible CL place for next season. I say "possible" because, as I'm sure you're aware, your...
Congratulations on your champions league place. I'm glad you guys got third place.... you'll represent English football in Europe next season...
Oh, that's dangerous..... I remember Liverpool fans once putting up a banner that said something like "Come back when you've got 18"....
Just a thought, fellas..... I was watching the City game on Sky, but on mute as I listenened to radio commentary instead. Now, when Dzecko...