Colorado's new stadium will be a home for Dicks...

Discussion in 'Real Salt Lake' started by aosthed, Nov 7, 2006.

  1. aosthed

    aosthed Member

    Jul 16, 2004
    40º30' N 111º52' W
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    Stadium Project cost: $130 million
    Naming Rights: $2,000,000 per year for 15 years

    An endless stream of taunts surrounding their new stadium name: Priceless

    http://denver.bizjournals.com/denver/stories/2006/11/06/daily21.html

    I can see the first headline after their first home game: The Colorado Rapids come up short at Dick's...

    Now, if they'd only find a way to put the name on the front of their jerseys I could cry myself to sleep laughing... :D
     
  2. RapidStorm

    RapidStorm Member+

    Jan 30, 2005
    Denver, CO
    Hey man, any loss in our home stadium next year will just be a phallusy...err I mean, fallacy.:D
     
  3. Aero

    Aero Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    SLC, Ut
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA!

    *wipes tear from eye*

    That just made my day!
     
  4. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gives a whole new meaning to the Rocky Mountain Cup doesn't it?
     
  5. aosthed

    aosthed Member

    Jul 16, 2004
    40º30' N 111º52' W
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    hehehe... It's a wonderful thing to get the $2 million in sponsorship and I'm sure the name thing will die down soon enough, but wow... I didn't expect that name!
     
  6. aosthed

    aosthed Member

    Jul 16, 2004
    40º30' N 111º52' W
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    hehehe

    I'm not sure if it's good or bad to win the Cup at Dicks...

    We could call it: The Big Dick... but I think it's actually the smallest stadium in MLS, so perhaps The Little Dick is more accurate. ;) ... Colorado's little Dicks Stadium.
     
  7. RedDevil013

    RedDevil013 Member

    Aug 1, 2006
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OMG I almost died laughing.... that is so perfect...
     
  8. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    Congratulations. Just... congratulations.

















    Wow!!! Congrats!!
     
  9. aosthed

    aosthed Member

    Jul 16, 2004
    40º30' N 111º52' W
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    I feel like we just made it into the PLAYOFFS!!! :D

    On second thought, this is better... ;)
     
  10. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow, and I thought the worse almost naming rights was Waste Management with the Bridgeview stadium.

    But this is real!!!!

    BTW $2 mil/year is a great deal, especially for Rapids.
     
  11. Fuerza Real

    Fuerza Real New Member

    Mar 16, 2006
    Lion in Zion
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
  12. rabble-rabble

    rabble-rabble Member

    Jul 26, 2004
    West Jordan, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This just BEGS for a few clever chants from the support groups.
     
  13. RedDevil013

    RedDevil013 Member

    Aug 1, 2006
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Something like "Colorado left their dicks at home..."????
     
  14. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There's some terrific sophomore humor over on the Rapids thread - they aren't exactly thrilled either. It has been a welcome laugh in the midst of a rough week.
     
  15. RSL Punk

    RSL Punk New Member

    Jun 12, 2005
    Apparently Pablo had some inside info and was just trying to pantomime it....

    And my initial reaction was exactly the same as Aero's. WAY too funny. :D
     
  16. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. aosthed

    aosthed Member

    Jul 16, 2004
    40º30' N 111º52' W
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Sweden
    If the numbers in the article are true... good on them.

    Here's how the deals around MLS rank:

    1. Home Depot Center - $70 million over 10 years. ($7 million per year)

    2. Toronto (Bank of Montreal) - $24 million over 10 years ($2.4 million per year)

    3. Dick's Sporting Goods Park - $40 million over 20 years ($2 million per year)

    4. Pizza Hut Park - $25 million over 20 years ($1.25 million per year)

    5. Toyota Park - $7.5 million over 10 years ($750 per year)

    6. Crew Stadium - no deal.

    What happened at Toyota Park? Japanese are apparently very good negotiators (I'm surprised MLS isn't paying them to put the name on the park ;) )...

    Crewsers? What's wrong with you?

    It's cool to think that 7 of 13 teams will be playing in soccer stadiums next year. Likely, 9 teams in 2008...
     
  18. RSL Donk

    RSL Donk BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Aug 24, 2006
    Utah
    Club:
    Glasgow Rangers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Czechia
    Now the name Little Dick really comes to life. What if the crowd isn't into the game some time, would it then be the droopy dick? Now they just need Viagra to be a co-sponsor...
     
  19. utrossonero

    utrossonero New Member

    Mar 4, 2005
    RSLStadium Sec 21 RA
    :D Funny $hit!
     
  20. milesfoxx2005

    milesfoxx2005 Member

    Nov 8, 2006
    The Netherzone!!!!!
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Nigeria
    Here's hoping that Johnson and Johnson invests in RSL's stadium...
     
  21. seahawkdad

    seahawkdad Spoon!!!

    Jun 2, 2000
    Lincoln, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've been cruising around the boards chuckling, roaring, guffawing...but this one is the best I've seen :D :D

    Bravo!

    And this is just wicked clever.

    Dick's vs. Johnson's

    Priceless.
     
  22. tabramos10

    tabramos10 New Member

    Jul 1, 2001
    SLC
    wow this is fantastic. Next year we're going 4-0 vs the dickheads, the denver dickheads
     
  23. prk166

    prk166 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 8, 2000
    Med City
    IIRC they had another deal lined up in Chicago for more but went with Toyota anyway.

    I think some of these deals have more than just stadium naming rights. Like the deal with the Rapids includes retail operations at the stadium and the retail development nearby.
     
  24. Newkie

    Newkie New Member

    Apr 6, 2005
    I can see it now....as the CRapids come out of the tunnel, onto the field, blaring from the loud speakers at Dicks will be a song to get every fan and player pumped up for the game....hear it loud, hear it now...it's....Detachable Peni$ by King Missile.

    No lie, it's a real song from 1992.
     
  25. RedDevil013

    RedDevil013 Member

    Aug 1, 2006
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I remember that song.... Its hilarious!!:D :rolleyes:
     

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