What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
I'd have no problem wearing it if I were financially compensated... Gas from Brevard to DC: $100 Ticket: $30 Booze: $50 Food: Well, honestly, I don't eat. Guinness is my meal replacement shake. So yeah, for the low price of $180 I will don a black Borat Thong. (Plus the actual thong since I don't own one.) Modesty/Shame is a foreign concept