OT: Mike Lastort's picture in Soccer America

Jesus - does he have teeth?

 

The bartender?????

 

What a handsome young man. I like the lighting a bottle rocket with a cigar photo too. Want to post that one?

 

Oh, my. There's a diagnosis for that, but I don't know what it is.

 

Here y'go

 

Yes, it's called good taste. Note that that is a bottle of Piper-Heidsieck cuvée Brut champagne.

 

That's nice stuff. I conquer.

Thx,

Jay!

 

Oh yeah? Well I pillage.

 

[FATBASTARD]And that's what ruined the tailgates![/FATBASTARD]

 

I'd prefer Moet

 

What flava? White Star for me.

Thx,

Jay!

 

I matriculated from the Fred Sanford School of Oenology.

Fred's favorite was Cold Duck 79. Mine is Cold Duck 99!

 

A couple of my personal faves:



You can't beat wine with a locomotive on the label!!

 

Night Train is going to be the kit sponsor for Locomotive Baltimore.

 

The last time I bought a bottle of this stuff, the slogan was "Wine of the Century".

I love the "blue raspberry". To quote George Carlin, "There are no blue foods. Blueberries are really purple".

 

Even though I'm sorry to see this thread degenerate to the point that we're posting pictures of Thunderbird, Night Train, and Mad Dog, I'm happy it exists since it let me know to order copies from Soccer America.

 

And you would need copies for what reason?

I noticed Lastort hasn't been posting for awhile.

 

He really hasn't posted since that Mike Lastort II guy came around.

 

MORE COWBELL !!!!!!

Thank gawd back when I was drinking this stuff, all they really had was the Plum Supreme, I'm glad they didn't have today's "neon" colors/flavors, you just end up throwing that stuff up anyways
But it was the best $1.49 buzz you could pick up at 7-11

 

I need copies because I'm stalking Lastort and I need to know what he looks like.

 

Wake up late, honey put on your clothes,
and take your credit card to the liquor store...

 

I lived on these through college...couldn't beat the price.