American commentators

Discussion in 'England' started by Footstomper, Jun 10, 2006.

  1. redtyre

    redtyre New Member

    Apr 18, 2004
    Red Argie is obviously some stalker, knows nothing about the game, anyone helping out this crap is crap equally. Harrassing on this board is against the regs. I suspect some board members, as shown above, using the "coded" talk, and helping out this filth, for female divorcee lynch mob mentalities, can't do crap for humankind.
     
  2. Footstomper

    Footstomper New Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    Frederick MD
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    You seem a tad excited old chap. Cut out the amphetamines and lie down in a darkened room with a towel over your face
     
  3. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Oh, but first, maybe he should turn on the gas.
     
  4. redtyre

    redtyre New Member

    Apr 18, 2004
    HA HA, Doctor dogcrap and footidiot, menacing stalkers,

    bring stuff i know about, like that italian molester at the ymca, coming with this garbage of this "Italian woman at the health club" you are menacing pansies, one good reason to register to put molestors like you on ignore
     
  5. Footstomper

    Footstomper New Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    Frederick MD
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Or perhaps seek medical help
     
  6. redtyre

    redtyre New Member

    Apr 18, 2004
    You get medical help, Old Chap!
     
  7. michammer

    michammer New Member

    Jan 27, 2005
    ...as long its one of those we have selected for you!
     
  8. King Rooney

    King Rooney New Member

    Jul 29, 2004
    Leicester
    pleat is worse than anyone
     
  9. 'Strobaby

    'Strobaby New Member

    Aug 25, 2005
    Houston, TX
    ^^^ Not so sure about that. ESPN just invented the nation of Baharain. I think it's located somewhere close to Bahrain, but that's just a guess.
     
  10. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    [QUOTE='Strobaby]Wynalda seems to be in studio for ESPN and ESPN2 games only. I've never seen anything about him doing the matches themselves. I was all over the ESPN site trying to find a way to complain about Dave to ABC, and didn't see anything about EW announcing.[/QUOTE]

    Wynalda's in the studio. On a leash.
     
  11. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
  12. Footstomper

    Footstomper New Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    Frederick MD
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Take Crouch off ferchrissakes he's useless
     
  13. 'Strobaby

    'Strobaby New Member

    Aug 25, 2005
    Houston, TX
    DOB is open in his Becks-crush isn't he? The man takes criticism for the fact that he's not a complete midfielder. He's a big boy. There's no need for DOB to bring up time and again that Becks is getting harshed on. He's dealt with it for years.
     
  14. Brainodo

    Brainodo New Member

    Jan 17, 2002
    Hoboken
    Thank god the pub I went to at lunchtime had the Canuck Uk-piggyback feed (Rogers?), proper announcer (dull but effective), no ludicrous graphics taking up screen real-estate and lots of pre/mid/after match banter. Shame the game was dire for such long stretches.
     
  15. basso001

    basso001 Member

    Aug 18, 2002
    Bay Area, Calif.
    Club:
    Sheffield Wednesday FC
    [QUOTE='Strobaby]^^^ Not so sure about that. ESPN just invented the nation of Baharain. I think it's located somewhere close to Bahrain, but that's just a guess.[/QUOTE]
    They also moved Wrexham to England...
     
  16. Brainodo

    Brainodo New Member

    Jan 17, 2002
    Hoboken
    Even the English commentator had to correct himself on that one. That they play in the English League not in England itself.
     
  17. 'Strobaby

    'Strobaby New Member

    Aug 25, 2005
    Houston, TX
    I just want to thank ESPN for explaining to me what a cap is. Thank you. I'd been baffled all these years.
     
  18. DerbyRam54

    DerbyRam54 Member

    Apr 26, 2005
    Smyth is brilliant! When the Togo-Korea match was 1-0 he and Healey managed to deduce that if you took that goal away, it would probably be a nil-nil game....
     
  19. TxFan

    TxFan Member

    Sep 6, 2001
    the American commentators are pretty terrible, but maybe its a good idea for us to remember that they are generally working for an audience that knows little about the game. it seems to me that most of the american broadcasts are geared towards getting non-soccer fans interested in the sport.

    still, they seem to be doing a pretty abysmal job on that score too. :(
     
  20. newyorkastle

    newyorkastle New Member

    Sep 14, 2004
    New York City
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    maybe it's just a cockney thing. i'm an amerk with a geordie family and i though geezer was an old person like here in the US
     
  21. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    [QUOTE='Strobaby]^^^ Not so sure about that. ESPN just invented the nation of Baharain. I think it's located somewhere close to Bahrain, but that's just a guess.[/QUOTE]Just below it...Lower rain...??? :)

    It's just like Baha California.
    Or my Okie buddie calls Texas, Baha Oklahoma.
     
  22. 'Strobaby

    'Strobaby New Member

    Aug 25, 2005
    Houston, TX
    Oklahoma? You mean North Texas, right?;)

    The commentators are rehashing the Osvaldo Sanchez sob story about his father. I'm truly sorry the man lost his father, but Sanchez doesn't seem to making as big a deal about it as the ESPN commentators are.

    Oh, and while I'm glad the Mexican public has gathered together in Mexico City to watch the match, I really don't need to see shots of millions of Mexicans in the plaza mid-match. I'd rather watch the action on the pitch.
     
  23. Footstomper

    Footstomper New Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    Frederick MD
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    But why do they always commentate in the future tense? Its just downright wierd. He will go the long pass... He will score... He will put a boot through his TV screen. etc.
    Why the future for something that we've just seen happen and is therefore in the past?
    Its driving me quietly crazy
     
  24. 'Strobaby

    'Strobaby New Member

    Aug 25, 2005
    Houston, TX
    I loved how in the 75th minute or so of the Mexico-Angola match, the announcers told us that Borgetti will miss the Mexico-Angola match. We'd sort of figured that out by then, but thanks ESPN.
     
  25. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    "That's 6 foot lower, it's a goal. The keeper was beaten"


    See not always.....but then it didn't happen...:)
     

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