By the way, there goes her career. Pop stars have the shelf life of Wonder Bread to begin with, and she'll have been out of the studio for close to three years. Buh-bye.
Woo hoo!! I'm looking forward to a few more years down the line and a Whitney Houston-like breakdown.
Her parents have got to be thinking if only she would've stayed with Justin Timberlake. Now she's nothing more than a low rent baby mama getting knocked up by her casper the fake ass rapper boyfriend. Shameful.
April 26, 2008 [phone rings] Hullo.....[kids screaming in background] Is this Britney? Yea Hey Britney, this is Larry Flynt...how'd you like to make a cool mil by spreading your asscheeks in my rag? Can I invite Madonna? Nah, that bitch is over the hill Uh...ok. where do I sign?
LA Times Headline: April 3rd 2043 Oops I did it Again ! The second son of one time pop star Britney Spears has been arrested a third time by police in Los Angeles. Randy Tojo Federline-Spears, 37, is said to have been caught committing a lewd act in the early hours of yesterday morning. Whilst the LAPD are not releasing any details of the allegations, it is rumoured that Randy, an unemployed petrol pump attendant, is to have had sex in his car with two 15 year old girls. This case comes at an awkward time for Mr. Federline-Spears, as his attempts to launch a rap career has been hit by another case pending against him concerning allegations that he was involved in a fight in the Tiger Titty's 'Gentlemens Club' after doormen asked him to leave. Randy Federline-Spears: Troubled times ahead.
Re: LA Times Headline: April 3rd 2043 ...and you know Mr. Federline-Spears will be wearing jorts in the future.