Ok, after this! I popped this big hairy boil in my armpit that smelled like sour milk and tasted like rancid pork.
***Screams*** Sorry! I just realized from looking at the roster how incredibly excited I am for the season to start! Wahoo!! It's gonna be beyond awesome! Go Quakes! Ya!
I saw Varekai tonight! It was awesome! There was a guy in it who juggled with his tongue. Yeah, um, that's all I'm gonna say about that cuz there are too many people with dirty minds on these boards. And I'm just an innocent nun! I'm Emmitt Smith! I'm also really bored. Haven't been sleeping well lately. And I should be sleeping now, but I just can't. AHH!! I NEED SLEEP!! Hmm.... I also need chocolate. Someone reminded me about that. *sigh* Kingpin freaking rules! Y'all should check it out! It's on now! I'm gonna go watch it!
I have a certain cure for that. Take me out, buy me a few drinks, and I'm sure the conversation will bore you to tears...to the point that you'll be asleep in no time.
Nah, I doubt that Spartacus. I bet you have a bunch of great stories to tell! And Michael tells me you're quite interesting when you've had a few drinks in you.
Michael tells fish stories. No, not that kind of fish stories...well, some of them are fish...yes, that kind of fish...you get the idea.
Yup.....he gets all loud and obnoxious, smokin a stogey and downing beer by the pitcher, then he starts rantin about how Renel Lewis couldn't carry his jock behind a mic(which I agree with).....then he starts spewing 4-letter words...."BLAH BLAH BLAH.....Giants my a$$.....shoulda been me.....equal opportunity sucks.....PA is a man's job....BLAH BLAH BLAH", then they wheel him out of the pub in a wheelbarrow, that he is all to familiar with, and dump him into the gutter to sleep it off. All that abuse and his tones are still golden!
he juggles with his tongue?!? How do you realize you have that talent??? Okay, never mind, this is going to get way off topic, I can already see it happening.
I can't wait for the season to start already! But...um...well...yikes, I can't believe I'm gonna say this: I'mgonnamissthefirstgameoftheMLSseason!!! I've been making my own Orangina like drink. Diet 7up and orange juice. It's pretty darned tasty. I'm thirsty now! Work has been stressful. Well, it's been stressful since I started there. But with all the bad dreams I've been having, now I'm having bad dreams about work. And I just can't sleep. I should be asleep now. But I just can't sleep! Oh! Yikes! I just remembered that I haven't done any of my German hausaufgabe!! I think I'll go do that now. Should put me right to sleep!
Well, i'm sure it's for a good reason......donating a kidney, curing cancer or even negotiating Sadaam's disclosure of his weapons of mass destruction. Any other reason would really just mean that you hate the Quakes....all Quakes.....even COWBOY!
ldb, that was mean!! Just mean!! You know I don't hate Cowboy! Or the rest of the team for that matter!
You mean you're not negotiating weapons disclosure, donating a kidney or curing cancer??? Turn in your blue lingerie.....NOW missy!