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Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by LucciAficionado, Jul 28, 2002.

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  1. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LDB would you stop with the grossness!!!

    I don't like grossness!
     
  2. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    Ok, after this! I popped this big hairy boil in my armpit that smelled like sour milk and tasted like rancid pork. :D
     
  3. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    Yup, fishin' crazy hot!
     
  4. Alexi

    Alexi Member

    Feb 26, 1999
    San Francisco
    Pardon me my not-so-perfect English .. What is "armpit"? Is this a place between your legs?
     
  5. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    It's the hairy, odor emitting area located below the shoulder.
     
  6. megs2

    megs2 New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Missouri
    Im 18 today! No more 17 and under clubs for me...woo hoo
     
  7. Alexi

    Alexi Member

    Feb 26, 1999
    San Francisco
    Congratulations!
    Three years to go, and you will know a taste of beer :)
     
  8. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    yeah .... because nobody under 21 drinks.
    or has sex before they're married!
     
  9. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Right. I did more drinking before I turned 21 than after. Same with the other point.
     
  10. megs2

    megs2 New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Missouri
    Alexi probably meant legally :)
     
  11. AntiAngel121

    AntiAngel121 New Member

    Aug 5, 2002
    Bay Area (California)
    ***Screams*** Sorry! I just realized from looking at the roster how incredibly excited I am for the season to start! Wahoo!! :) It's gonna be beyond awesome! Go Quakes! Ya!
     
  12. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I saw Varekai tonight! It was awesome!

    There was a guy in it who juggled with his tongue. Yeah, um, that's all I'm gonna say about that cuz there are too many people with dirty minds on these boards. And I'm just an innocent nun! :D

    I'm Emmitt Smith!

    I'm also really bored.

    Haven't been sleeping well lately. And I should be sleeping now, but I just can't.

    AHH!! I NEED SLEEP!!

    Hmm.... I also need chocolate. Someone reminded me about that. *sigh* :D

    Kingpin freaking rules! Y'all should check it out! It's on now!

    I'm gonna go watch it!
     
  13. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    I have a certain cure for that. Take me out, buy me a few drinks, and I'm sure the conversation will bore you to tears...to the point that you'll be asleep in no time.
     
  14. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nah, I doubt that Spartacus. I bet you have a bunch of great stories to tell!

    And Michael tells me you're quite interesting when you've had a few drinks in you. ;)
     
  15. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    Michael tells fish stories. No, not that kind of fish stories...well, some of them are fish...yes, that kind of fish...you get the idea.
     
  16. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    You must have last years roster. :(
     
  17. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca



    Yup.....he gets all loud and obnoxious, smokin a stogey and downing beer by the pitcher, then he starts rantin about how Renel Lewis couldn't carry his jock behind a mic(which I agree with).....then he starts spewing 4-letter words...."BLAH BLAH BLAH.....Giants my a$$.....shoulda been me.....equal opportunity sucks.....PA is a man's job....BLAH BLAH BLAH", then they wheel him out of the pub in a wheelbarrow, that he is all to familiar with, and dump him into the gutter to sleep it off. All that abuse and his tones are still golden! ;)
     
  18. yanks02

    yanks02 New Member

    Mar 19, 2002
    Houston
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    he juggles with his tongue?!? How do you realize you have that talent??? Okay, never mind, this is going to get way off topic, I can already see it happening.
     
  19. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    Just shows to go you that clean living is overrated.
     
  20. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't wait for the season to start already!

    But...um...well...yikes, I can't believe I'm gonna say this: I'mgonnamissthefirstgameoftheMLSseason!!! :eek:

    I've been making my own Orangina like drink. Diet 7up and orange juice. It's pretty darned tasty. I'm thirsty now!

    Work has been stressful. Well, it's been stressful since I started there.

    But with all the bad dreams I've been having, now I'm having bad dreams about work. And I just can't sleep.

    I should be asleep now. But I just can't sleep!

    Oh! Yikes! I just remembered that I haven't done any of my German hausaufgabe!!

    I think I'll go do that now. Should put me right to sleep! :D
     
  21. Aimer. Northend Diva

    Dec 7, 2000
    Hollywood
    I met God over the weekend.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca

    God is an overweight hairy red-headed guy and stars in the sit-com, "Grounded For Life"?
     
  23. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca

    Well, i'm sure it's for a good reason......donating a kidney, curing cancer or even negotiating Sadaam's disclosure of his weapons of mass destruction. Any other reason would really just mean that you hate the Quakes....all Quakes.....even COWBOY! :D
     
  24. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ldb, that was mean!! Just mean!! You know I don't hate Cowboy! Or the rest of the team for that matter!
     
  25. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca

    You mean you're not negotiating weapons disclosure, donating a kidney or curing cancer??? Turn in your blue lingerie.....NOW missy!
     

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