[Crew Forum]Quakes are "Dead Team Walking" but Governor Called and KC Gets a Stay

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Bill Archer, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
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  2. VfB Feuerwehr

    VfB Feuerwehr New Member

    Feb 28, 2005
    In the Cube-Forest
    Just because the "Join Date" says one thing, doesn't mean anything. I'm under executive orders not to blow my cover while tapping into the lines of suspected terrorists, so I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.

    I apologize if I have overstepped my bounds with abusing she who must not be named. No intentional territorial rights violations here, just a little gung-ho to take a few shots at a woman I despise. The saddest part, is that I can blame her for tarnishing my memory of MLS Cup 2003 with her cameo on national TV bawling her little eyes out. By all means, I'll leave the A*m*r bashing to the rest of you.
     
  3. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
    Sir,

    Please step this way for the mandatory flogging to atone for your faux pas.

    Thank you in advance, for your cooperation.
     
  4. VfB Feuerwehr

    VfB Feuerwehr New Member

    Feb 28, 2005
    In the Cube-Forest
    will this be dished out by one of the hot chicks in fid's avatar?
     
  5. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
    No. This isn't Burger King.

    You get to choose between:

    (1) [​IMG] Tammy Faye Bakker

    (2) [​IMG] Roseanne Barr.

    Choose wisely, my friend.
     
  6. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Screw that. I sentence him to a weekend in a Poconos love nest with Helen Thomas
     
  7. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
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    Never has Tammy Faye Bakker been MORE appealing.

    There goes MY appetite for dinner.
     
  8. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    Wow, this thread shot off to bizarro land in an instant. We now have the return of The Person Whose Name Shall Go Unspoken after Bill (of all people) so unwisely spake her name and thus did call her forth.

    She claims to be a changed person which is possible: age, maturity, getting your emotional teeth kicked in from suffering endless rejection in the LA acting scene and all. Not to mention dealing with all the political crap and endless sucking up to small fish trying to get to the bigger fish. It is possible that she is different...HA, geez I humor myself.

    Now we have cryptic messages from some guy claiming that he is using a false user name so as to cover his tracks and protect his identity for some strange reason that only he knows. Using this rather odd scenario to claim that he has a long standing history here and has a rightful claim to dislike, and even despise TPWNSGU, so that he can unload on our little annoyance.

    But without any substance to the claim I would have to say that I agree with Bill. No cheap shots for you chief. The Diva may be something of a pain but at the end of the day she is our pain.

    So now in the most unholy of unholy events we find ourselves defending TPWNSGU's right to be here.

    The silly season - it's not just for player movement anymore.
     
  9. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    Opt for Tammy Fae. She's dying from cancer with any luck she go into some form of late stage failure early Friday evening and you'll get the weekend off.

    Although Roseanne claims to have seen the error of her ways and be a changed person so...what a minute do I see a pattern here.
     
  10. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
    Bill could have done worse and thought of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Aimer. Northend Diva

    Dec 7, 2000
    Hollywood
    I honestly am a different person and yes, it is maturity along with becoming less self-centered, tackling personal demons from my past and having to, for the first time in my life, truly fend for myself in life . Can't just hop in the car and drive home to the parents an hour away when i needed something like I could do when I lived in Columbus. I'm really not a "diva" and I've considered changing the screenname (and probably will if I decide to stick around, though I'm still up in the air at this time)...Amy or Aimer does quite nicely. thank you :)
     
  12. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Man, even Beetlejuice required his name to be uttered thrice...
     
  13. TheBlackKnight

    TheBlackKnight Vote Kodos in '08!!

    Jun 29, 2005
    Columbus, Ohio
  14. VfB Feuerwehr

    VfB Feuerwehr New Member

    Feb 28, 2005
    In the Cube-Forest
    Hmmm, of the options presented to me, I would have to choose seppuku with a rusty spork.
     
  15. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    That would be the same question I had. If the money is there now why hasn't it been there the past three years?

    The only answer I could come up with was that there was just too much baggage that went along with any deal that AEG was putting together. The liklihood that this new discussion is all just political smoke and tap dancing sounds far more realistic.

    It seems that the politicians in SJ are really an amazing lot of jerks. Not because of the lose of the Quakes but the way they handled it. Why not just come out and say that this isn't going to happen - ever, give their reasoning and get it over with. Or put it on a ballot and let the people vote it down. This gives the fans closure and ends the discussion right then and there.

    What is going on now just strikes me as more of the usual 'No we don't want you around or to deal with you, but we don't want you to not pay attention to us either' political bull.

    I am afraid that if the SJ fans have any hopes at all it is that an angel of the magnitude of Lamar comes forward bringing the cash and kahunas to put the whole package together himself.

    You know what would be great. With NFL owners suddenly becoming so interested in owning soccer teams what is Al Davis decided that he wanted to mess with Lamar and the Kraft's and buy himself a team. Wouldn't that be fun.
     

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