High school football player named "Lucius Pusey"..

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Red Harvest, Jan 10, 2003.

  1. Red Harvest

    Red Harvest Member

    Mar 5, 2001
    It's recruiting time in college football land and internet boards are having a field day with this poor kid's name. I believe the kid has an interest in Syracuse and even the fans there are finding it too easy. Imagine having to grow up with a name like that. OK, maybe you can't do anything about your family's surname, but at least give him a different first name.

    http://syracuse.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=1370&mid=12529118&sid=&tid=12529118&style=1
     
  2. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HAHAHAHA

    I feel sorry for that kid but man I am going to have to check out the radio and TV coverage of the games for whatever college he "plays" for.
     
  3. Red Harvest

    Red Harvest Member

    Mar 5, 2001
    I read that's he's a linebacker and running back. If he were a WR, you'd hear things like "Pusey's wide open!" and if he does play running back in college and gets hit hard, "Linebacker lays huge lick on Pusey!" or "DB pounds Pusey into the ground".

    Seriously, this kid must've gotten into a scuffle or two while growing up regarding his name.
     
  4. isaac101

    isaac101 New Member

    Mar 1, 2001
    Bethesda, MD
    This is absolutely classic. He has to go to SU now, if for no other reason, so that for the next four years I can turn to my alumni friends and say:

    "Hey, lets go down to the bar and watch some Pusey."


    isaac101
    Syracuse grad, class of '96
     
  5. dcaddick

    dcaddick New Member

    Jul 10, 2001
    On the Bandwagon
    Ha! This could go on forever. Those postlines are fantastic. Man poor kid.

    You think 'Cuse fans will greet this kid on his visit with signs that say: "We Want Pusey!"

    Or I'm sure coaches watching tape of this guy said:
    "Get a load of Pusey!"
     
  6. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    At least his parents didn't name him Harry or Stinky or Pound That.
     
  7. dcaddick

    dcaddick New Member

    Jul 10, 2001
    On the Bandwagon
    POUND THAT!!!

    Rack em.
     
  8. Red Harvest

    Red Harvest Member

    Mar 5, 2001
    The day after a game....."Pusey sure took a beating last night" or "Pusey's sore after yesterday's workout."

    OK, I'll stop now.
     
  9. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    (RB)"The whole scheme is designed to get Pusey..."
    (LB)"That QB is gonna have Pusey in his face all night..."
    (either)"Pusey changes the whole game plan..."

    The guys at ESPN'll have a field day for real.
     
  10. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Of course, it's probably best that he's not looking at some other schools:

    The Citadel: "Ten Years after Shannon Faulkner balked, Pusey is shaved in South Carolina"

    "Pusey coming to VMI"

    South Carolina: "Cocks get Pusey"

    Other notables include USC, Maryland, Oregon State and Wake Forest.
     
  11. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    If you wake up early weekdays, you can listen to Mark Patrick On Sports and his "Cock Line".

    Gamecocks coach Lou Holtz (not really him but really a good job) calls in and they talk cock!

    Funny stuff with double meannings. No wonder I was such a fan of Threes Company.
     
  12. Red Harvest

    Red Harvest Member

    Mar 5, 2001
    Oh well....

    Sorry Syracuse alumni, Pusey commited to Eastern Illinois University, the "Harvard of the Midwest." (Their words, not mine)

    A I-AA football program in the small Ohio Valley conference. Maybe he didn't want all the publicity that came along with going to a major university.
     
  13. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. Daniel from Montréal

    Aug 4, 2000
    Montréal
    Club:
    Montreal Impact
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
  15. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Ivana Mandic!

    Think Count Dracula...I vant to suck your blood.
     
  16. Red Harvest

    Red Harvest Member

    Mar 5, 2001
  17. Daniel from Montréal

    Aug 4, 2000
    Montréal
    Club:
    Montreal Impact
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Ohhhhh, because it's pronounced Manditch... That's what fuçked me up...
     
  18. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ashton Youboty signed to play for OSU.

    Youboty for heisman.
     
  19. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    The Durham Bulls used to have a big prospect in the Braves organization

    Wonderful Terrific Monds III

    As the story goes, his grandfather was the first son born to a man with eleven daughters. No word as to which parent named him ;) :p
     

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