Star-Spangled Random Gibberish

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  1. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    Hello, stranger.
     
  2. babytiger2001

    babytiger2001 New Member

    Dec 29, 2000
    Melbourne
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, hello stranger, indeed.

    What a sight for sore and tired eyes, in my late-night haze...
     
  3. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
  4. alliu23

    alliu23 I'm a Yank til I Die

    Jul 28, 2004
    Williamsport, PA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  6. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca



    Yes. :cool:
     
  7. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    Come on, peeps...is this any way to greet a returning legend?
     
  8. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca



    Are you trying to scare us or are you just late for the 3-0 lovefest for #10? :confused:
     
  9. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca

    Go easy on them Spartacus.....I was only offline for 1 day. :cool:
     
  10. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    Huh?

    "Looks like a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, daddy."
    -Paul Williams as Little Enos Burdette in Smokey and the Bandit
     
  11. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    Don't worry your golden lil tones.......you still have the Giants and the Spartans......and don't forget, Karaoke night at the Brit.....that's like a $200 prize......"The Earthquake goal is scored by #......!!!" is like Freebird....it's a sure thing!
     
  12. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    Do you know something I don't?

    By the way, didn't mean to start a panic, but has anyone seen my vocal chords? I seem to be missing them...
     
  13. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca



    Suck it up! Hot Sake will whip them right into shape! You will be saying "Alejandro Moreno"(18th, 39th) more than once this weekend and you will be called upon to "Ronald Cerritos"(60th) us also........so start rrrrrrrrrrrrolling that tongue now. Nash will get one late but even my grandma could say Julian Nash. :D
     
  14. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    I prefer tequila shots for laryngitis, frankly.
     
  15. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    Patron....Silver, I presume? :cool:
     
  16. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Larygitis?! I thought you said not to panic!! :eek:
     
  17. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What you need is some apple cider vinegar and honey. I used to drink that when I did theatre and had a sore throat. It was great!

    However, it's very acidic. So you're better off drinking it with a straw. And maybe following it with water. Trident white is good too. It has recaldent, which has been shown to help protect the enamel on your teeth. But it does have a milk derived ingredient, so if you're allergic to milk, be careful....


    *sigh* I'm having so much work done on my teeth it's not funny! So listen to that last part!!
     
  18. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    But at least you have a dentist who lets you watch soccer games during your visits.
     
  19. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And she tells me what's going on when I can't see the TV! :D
     
  20. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    OK...let's rehearse...

    "YOUR SAN JOSEEee********gag*hmm*furball*COUGH*COUGH*EEEeee EARTH*gag*cough********HMMMMMHMMMMM*QUAKES!"

    Yup, a little better, thank you.
     
  21. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca



    Is it friday goofiness or is this line funny.....only out of context, of course.
     
  22. quakesfan10

    quakesfan10 New Member

    Sep 24, 2002
    Bay Area, CA
    Man, you have the best dentist!!
     
  23. Aimer. Northend Diva

    Dec 7, 2000
    Hollywood

    Aw thanx *blushes* Just have a bit of spare time in the slowness that is summer hiatus, but haven't been able to keep up with the Quakes whatsoever. That makes me sad and i miss people. I have high-speed access now so it's not such a biznitch to come here now.

    Life in L.A., hot at the moment, but good. I'm happy and things are going well.

    BTW, it amuses me that some people just can't or won't let things go. It's like "hello, not bothering you. Obsess much?"
     

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