Greg Andrulis on Wikipedia

This thread could prove interesting....

 

Whoever wrote it had either magnificent self-control or bulk thorazine on hand.

 

For the love of God, people - please don't vandalize Wikipedia. If you wish to edit the entry, please restrain yourself to posting just facts, and only from a neutral POV.

Sincerely,
A guy who has been editing MLS pages on there on-and-off for a few years.

 

I hit the edit button but I just had too much respect for Wikipedia to do anything.

 

It should at least mention our 2003 finish since it highlights 2002's open cup and 2004's winning streak.

 

Should we not also make mention of his home telephone number?

 

Hahahaha! I still can't stop laughing at this! Sadly it is true and I bet if you showed this to some of the players they will agree.

 

So anyone can go in a jack entries up?

 

Whoever just edited that should at least correct the spelling and grammar: "douchebag" is one word; "hezbollah", "Taliban" and he was "almost RUN off the road" not "almost RAN off the road".

 

There is no official spelling of Hezbollah. In cursive Arabic, it would be rendered "hzbllah" with the vowels largely up to the speaker. Arabic is a broken language - one that ignores short vowels. It can also be rendered as two words if you feel like it.

 

I would say that entry is a pretty stinging indictment, makes him look like an international terrorist.

 

I heard he punched a baby in anger and kicks puppies, but I didn't realize he was an OMG Terrarist!!!one1!! Maybe that's why he likes the bunker style defense.

 

and it's al qaeda, not quida.

 

I'm just imagining someone who is not familiar with the Columbus Crew or Greg Andrulis somehow stumbling onto that entry. Hilarious!

 

There's also a rumor that he's been involved with philately.

 

He is also heavily involved with pirated material being distributed throughout southeast Asia and the internet, and is therefore a terrorist on multiple levels. He is singlehandedly taking the global economy into the dumpster with him.

 

I've also heard that he's a numismaticist.

 

I heard him and Kelly Leek beat up some kid real bad last year.

 

"Andrulis sports a full beard."

I don't know why this made me laugh.

 

I believe it's the use of the phrase "sports". At least that's what I tell myself.

 

Yeah, I wasn't sure how that would translate into American, but thought ******** it, what the hell.

 

Maybe before the next road trip someone can update that with some more Homeland Security key words to get him detained and let our team be coached by Bob, Ross, Tucker, anyone else.

 

Really? Him?

 

Yeah, why not? Dig his ass up. 1st team to ever be coached by a zombie!

"What is coach saying?"
"He says to leave the ball, attack the brains!!"