Not so fast, buddy! One step at a time: first, you must get familiar with French fries, we'll see about the rest later.
Apparently they are a rock band slugging it out in somewhere in Marseille at the moment. They do covers of some American 80's hard rock group. They sing a song that goes , " ... Je voudrais roche et roulement toute la nuit ...." or something like that. Apparently Emanuel Petit has been seen drumming for them.
good question, i'm not sure most french know that either since i have never kissed a non-french girl, i'll try to explain what i think it is, it is a... sexual kiss, more than sensual. if you and your girl feel desire for eachother at the same moment it will make your brain boil, sometimes it's almost violent and then it can become smooth, it can become a game to play with the other's lips and tongue, like when my gf sucks my tongue like she does with .. you know what i don't know how you guys kiss in other countries, but this is definitely my way of the kissing
French Kissing Tips & Techniques http://www.theromantic.com/kissing/frenchkiss.htm An introduction to the seductive art of French Kissing. http://teenadvice.about.com/cs/kissing/ht/frenchkissht.htm Love & Romance in France The French Kiss http://www.romanceclass.com/miscr/world/french_kiss.asp
nan rien trouvé http://www.alltheweb.com/search?cat=vid&cs=iso88591&q=french+kiss&rys=0 y'a pas longtemp j'ai vu sur 1 chaine (canal + je croit) une pub sur le French Kiss, French Touch...
Tune in next week for advice on how to give those special kisses with the funny, Latin names. And remember kids: keep it clean, keep it safe, and do not practice on your brother, your sister, or any household pet. -- Dr. Ruth's Nephew, Irving
what............the..............fvck??? Should I ask? Or shall I back away now and forget that this thread exists?
Just a little. Should probably be in the "beautiful game" forum. Anyhoo, Chilean, these French are a strange people. Don't even try to figure them out - especially the women. I just got thrown out of a French restaurant the other day for no reason whatsoever ... here's the story.... I walked into a French restaurant the other day and sat down. A cute young French waitress handed me the menu and came back a few minutes later to take my order. "I'll have a quicky!" I replied with glee. "Pardon monsieur???!!!" she answered, looking startled. "I want a quicky." I simply restated. "Je ne comprende pas" she said. "Please," I said, by now quite annoyed..... "Just give me a quicky!" "One minute monsieur," she replied and walked away. The next thing I knew the restaurant manager was standing at my table and he insisted, "Can I ask you to leave please monsieur!" "Fine" I said, slamming the menu down, "I'm out of here!" Funnily enough, on my way out, the restaurant host stopped me and said .... "I think what you wanted to order was ... a 'quiche'" Anyhow, it's safe to say I'm never going back to that restaurant!
Ok here's one... I was in this bar the other day sipping on a beer when I dipped my hands into the peanut tray. All of the sudden, a peanut jumped up and started talking to me... he said, "Hey man, you're really looking great today!" I couldn't believe it, I rubbed my eyes in disbelief and downed the entire beer in one gulp. Then I put my hand in the peanut tray again. Incredibly, another peanut jumped out and jubilantly declared, "You're the most handsome looking guy who's come in here all day." The bartender, I guess noticing the stunned look on my face, approached me and asked... "Are you alright buddy, can I get you another beer?" "Bartender! Bartender!" I cried - "I gotta buy these peanuts!" "Buy these peanuts?!" he replied. "Yeah, I gotta buy these peanuts! How much will it cost?" "You can't buy these peanuts...." the bartender said... ".... these peanuts are complimentary."