PBP: San Jose Earthquakes - Austin FC (Saturday, 5/25) in-game thread [R]

I'm so... unexcited

 

Luchi has the bus close to the parking spot already.

 

Tommy hasn’t been on the bench the last several games. I think we may have seen his last minutes as a Quake unless he plays a little in a friendly or something. Luchi’s put him out to pasture.

 

LMAO the announcers in the St. Louis vs Seattle game were talking about the open cup match ups coming up and they said "A very good Sacramento Republic team just took down a very bad MLS team, the San Jose Earthquakes, who couldn't buy a win if they tried"

 

Today @NedZ is celebrating his 499th Wedding Anniversary. Dinosaurs are in attendance.

 

Vancouver vs Miami - 55k, with no Messi, Busquets & Suarez, and announcement in advance they won't be there...

San Jose vs Austin - Under 12k

 

Running out the same lineup as last time because that worked so well!!

We're going to get hosed. I predict that we lose by two.

 

I hope we lose 6-0 and people get fired

 

How do some of you people know where your ass is in the morning with some of the shit you think.

 

I always know where my ass is!

 

...

 

Who do you want fired?

Luchi at the top of that list, do you want CL fired too? How about Shawlee? I don't see Jared getting fired short of some really bad behavior, which I can't imagine.

 

Looks like sir Ochoa lost his seat on the bench too.

 

So tired of Rogandino or however you spell his silly-ass name, he's done 4 or 5 games for us now and he's just terrible at it. He right down there with Slaton.

 

No, what was wretched was our fat goalkeeper Rowland gifting Stevens the second goal because she can't use her god damn feet.

 

FC Broccoli pressing us deep in our own end early. They must think that they can get an early goal that way.

 

I want Luchi, Leitch and Shawlee fired at this point. Shawlee can redeem himself by firing one or both.