The On-going Never-ending Brexit Story Part Four

As Margaret Thatcher would have put it, he's "frit"

(Lincolnshire dialect for frightened)

 

Who is Sunak's and McLaren's tailor? Fix the pant's!

 

They're now planting Tory councillors in the crowd to ask low ball questions.

Channel 4 News also pick up on our story about Rishi Sunak taking questions from two Conservative councillors posing as warehouse workers. https://t.co/HWdWtnsGPg pic.twitter.com/ANjYYxoqsc

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) May 23, 2024

 

Yeah, Sunak's the one with a plan.

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Conservative HQ have emailed asking for candidates in almost 100 seats
 
When candidates ask when the deadline is, they have been told it’s 48 hours, according to 2 I’ve spoken to
 
Some Tory associations are pretty livid at having been left in such an unprepared situation pic.twitter.com/baBLr6TiMK

— Paul McNamara (@PGMcNamara) May 23, 2024

 

He really doesn't have a clue. Why would you say this?

Rishi Sunak telling an audience just now that he’s not particularly keen on dogs…

I’m sure that’s a vote winner… 🙄

— Tristan Clarkson 🔶 (@TClarkson_) May 23, 2024

 

Like their friend Trump, the new conservative thing is for your tailored clothes to look like they have never seen a tailor.

 

He'd also have to work hard locally, both in the campaign and after being elected, when he's better off shouting on the telly or radio.

 

Compare and contrast

🚨It's word cloud time - or should i say rain cloud 🌧️- We asked those who had seen Sunak and Starmer's election announcement speeches what they thought about them in a word or two. Here are the results.... pic.twitter.com/I4MtDue23R

— Luke Tryl (@LukeTryl) May 23, 2024

 

You sure that email's accurate? According to Henry Hill, deputy editor of Conservative Home,

On the organisational side, there remain about 150 constituencies where no Conservative candidate has been selected – not the conduct of a party secretly putting itself on a war footing.​

 

It's been 24 hours. The next six weeks are going to be chaos.

And good look getting a TV debate slot with 8pm matches at the Euros on just about every night in the last 3 weeks before the election.

 

I'm the biggest politics junkie there is and I'll be watching England fall on their faces over any debates between Sunak and Starmer.

 

Well, in between diaper changes, that is.

 

No. The boy will suffer until the whistle.

 

The only way the debates will be interesting is if Starmer and Davey both turn up with umbrellas and then start arguing about which members of the audience are the Tory councillors.

 

Sunak in Belfast today. Based on current form he's likely to ask Michelle O'Neill if she's looking forward to the marches in July.

 

Why is he in Belfast if he's supposed to be in campaign mode???

 

Probably helps the Tories if he not visiting seats they're campaigning in.

 

John Redwood standing down. How will we cope?

Corbyn standing as an independent. Labour should just ignore it. Doesn't make any difference to any numbers, and would only be a distraction.

 

Nigel Farage was surprisingly honest about his decision not to run in the general election. pic.twitter.com/fA6Hz8rZA2

— NewsThump (@newsthump) May 23, 2024

 

Erich Fromm’s Escape From Freedom talks a lot about Martin Luther’s intellectual influence on Naziism. Also, Luther had an obsession with the butthole. Like, he recommended that if you see a devil, you can get rid of it by farting in its face. There was other stuff like that, but you get the idea.

 

It's possible his advisors just hate him and are setting him up every time now. Either that or he's a complete moron. 50/50 on this.

Sunak associating himself with the Titanic, so two Prime Ministers in a row now beaten by an iceberg. https://t.co/MUBatoCueU

— David KC (@DavidMuttering) May 24, 2024

 

He's probably going to turn up at the cancelled HS2 sites next.

 

He just really wants to be able to go on holiday for the last half of summer.