Post-match: Worse Than Malört - Crew @ Chicago - Match 13 - 5/18/24 8:30 PM

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What will be the result of the Crew's 5/18/24 match vs Chicago?

Poll closed May 18, 2024.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    29.2%
  2. Win by one goal

    27.1%
  3. Canadian Win (née Tie)

    6.3%
  4. Lose by one goal

    2.1%
  5. Lose by two or more goals

    2.1%
  6. Deep Dished - Crew complete >504 passes and have 2+ assists (worth 2 points!!)

    29.2%
  7. "If you're looking for pee jokes... sorry." - me

    4.2%
  1. ihateyousomuch

    Sunderland
    United States
    Oct 22, 2021
    Also, one thing I cant stand about American sports fans is wearing jersey's for teams that are not playing in that game. I saw no less than 10 Messi tops.

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  2. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Taken out of context:
    "You're gonna be that guy who wears the jersey of the team you're going to see?"

    October 2nd is gonna be a shit show. Either people are going to be drooling and fawning or they'll be complaining he didn't play like it's some sort of contractual obligation.
     
  3. ihateyousomuch

    Sunderland
    United States
    Oct 22, 2021
    You should be happy when the other team's star player is out.
     
  4. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Everytime Morris or Nagbe get fouled, someone should go kick Messi in the shin.
     
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  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You misspelled face.
     
  6. Crew96Fan

    Crew96Fan Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Our Chicago hack is to take the train in from the South Bend Airport and take the Subway around town
     
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  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Exactly. Paying $40 for 2-3 hours of parking...well, they also have a strong public transit system. I've been to Chicago twice and I think the car stayed at the hotel the whole time.

    The downside, of course, is that the event goes into a long rain delay and the El isn't running when the event ends and you gotta walk three miles back at 2am in humidity levels somewhere between "disgusting" and "tropical jungle."
     
  8. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    We had friends that used to live in Oak Park so we would just park there and take the El in. They've long since moved but we still park there. Could be closer neighborhoods but we are familiar with that one.
     
  9. ihateyousomuch

    Sunderland
    United States
    Oct 22, 2021
    I think I would rather walk in jungle temps than deal with the LUNATIC drivers in Chicago again.
     
  10. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you think those drivers are bad, try Naples....

    My wife, trying to figure out how to drive an electric car (one issue--single pedal driving) in the middle of Florence, had a few things to say about Italian drivers, as you might imagine.
     
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  11. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, f#ck that. I was half a hair away from buying tickets to the Toronto - Cincy tilt on Saturday because I'm going to be there anyway. Would have definitely sported a yellow jersey.
     
  12. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    If you want to be further incensed at the ridiculousness of $418 face value tickets for that game, the face value for a ticket to the game down there next month is $100. You can fly into FLL, Uber to and from the stadium, and fly back for less than the cost of one ticket to our home match against them.
     
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  13. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm just glad I bought season tickets to see a team and won't complain if one player doesn't show up like it's some sort of obligation. (Spoiler Alert: Golden Balls wasn't obligated to show up to Columbus. This guy isn't and neither will the next guy.)

    It also makes sense that tickets for the game down there are less, considering there's more chances for Mia..errr...Messi fans in Miami to see Messi.

    Of course if the Crew FO charged $79, people would bitch that scalpers were the ones charging the $418.
     
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  14. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This has always been somewhat of an issue with Opening Day (baseball) in Cincy. Scalpers used to buy up a ton of those. So they finally increased the prices. I get that--why should someone else make a ton of cash on re-selling your product?
     
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  15. Crew96Fan

    Crew96Fan Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Messi will be at Copa America for the Crew away match.
     
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  16. ihateyousomuch

    Sunderland
    United States
    Oct 22, 2021
    Bonus! That might be a good game to place a bet on then. I noticed that Vegas lines do not seem to account for MLS injuries and other reason players are out as much as they do in other sports.
     
  17. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    You are dramatically overestimating the average person's attention to detail. There will be dozens of people who buy tickets to this game and then complain about him not being there.
     
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  18. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dozens? I'm sure it'll be far more than that.
     
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