In which we post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

You just like starting all the threads.

 

I want to speak to the manager

 

Elizabeth Holmes Immediately Defrauds Biggest Inmate To Gain Other Prisoners’ Respect https://t.co/AzaCN7BYWP pic.twitter.com/MvXsJxTKuW

— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 30, 2023

Liz Holmes is finally in D-Block. I think I'm going to start writing her love letters. But psycho ones.

 

pic.twitter.com/6tFnSTySI9

— Joe Exotic (@joe_exotic) June 6, 2023

 

First page!

 

Rumors that I told the Trump team to “fvck off” when they asked to drop the charges, are simply not accurate.

I distinctly remember a “please” in there somewhere.

There is no reason not to be civil.

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) June 6, 2023

 

Bill Barr on the classified documents investigation:

"This is not a case of the DOJ conducting a witch hunt...This would have gone nowhere had the president just returned the documents, but he jerked them around for a year and a half...There is no excuse for what he did here." pic.twitter.com/dYWzauBqjo

— Republican Voters Against Trump (@AccountableGOP) June 6, 2023

 

I think we locked down because Covid was killing 600 ppl a week in New York in early April 2020. https://t.co/1K8214xsMG

— James Surowiecki (@JamesSurowiecki) June 5, 2023

 

Copium?

Sununu passes on 2024 to "have more credibility speaking out against Trump" https://t.co/lVB8HOzaBw

— Axios (@axios) June 6, 2023

 

So for you, just love letters, right?

 

The Russians are worse soldiers than the enemy in a Steven Seagal movie

If you needed proof that the Russian military is fighting in Ukraine using Soviet maps from the 1980s or earlier, the Ministry of Defense reported today about battles “near the Soviet collective farm October” — something that hasn’t existed for three decades. pic.twitter.com/puT1MCLJHk

— Yaroslav Trofimov (@yarotrof) June 5, 2023

 

Over/under on Twitter being owned by Musk by the time we get to 10,000 posts? We should probably ask @superdave how long his current work arrangement is likely to continue before deciding.

 

There is tone deaf.
And there is UN tone deaf. https://t.co/e9NAD59k3p

— Slava Malamud 🇺🇦🇮🇱 (@SlavaMalamud) June 6, 2023

 

“Argh… It is I, One Eye” https://t.co/RKRmaXgN1k pic.twitter.com/UiDe3ejoab

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 6, 2023

 

Apollo CEO Marc Rowan sees the US having a “non-recession recession,” as financial markets feel some pain while the underlying economy remains strong https://t.co/inafqaIt18

— Bloomberg (@business) June 6, 2023

 

"Laptop class?" I think I love it. Finally, some elite group that I am part of. Because, yeah, I own a laptop.

 

stock prices are increasing, but my super yachts kitchen staff is shrinking. Worker wage increases are making me cut backs on my personal cooks and have trouble finding cooks to replace them. It doesn't make sense. It must be a wealthy people recession.

 

Sell all Apollo holdings!

 

If I have my celebrities correct, it would be a cheaper to fly first class to see her half-way around the world than see her next door if you lived in the United States.

 

Free speech absolutism is going fine!

Jesus fucking Christ pic.twitter.com/gmNIzkcIja

— 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹Jackie (@KaoticLeftist) June 6, 2023