Pre-match: Fire v. no-name Cincinnati Franchise 6.3.23 6:30 Apple TV+

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by xtomx, Jun 3, 2023.

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We have another game tonight, what happens?

  1. Fire win, of course

    6 vote(s)
    46.2%
  2. Fire draw, as ALWAYS

    3 vote(s)
    23.1%
  3. Fire lose, because we are The Fire!

    5 vote(s)
    38.5%
  4. WDL, something STUPID will Happen!

    9 vote(s)
    69.2%
  5. Not a single stupid thing happens and the Fire still fail to win. We need the stupid to win!

    4 vote(s)
    30.8%
  6. Let's just get this over with and bring on Houston!

    8 vote(s)
    61.5%
  7. I hope Chris Brady's brain does hurt anymore.

    6 vote(s)
    46.2%
  8. The Frank Klopas experiment produces another Frankenstein's monster of a match, but with chili!

    4 vote(s)
    30.8%
  9. Let's get the transfer window open and get our DP9 NOW (well, in July as we have stupid window)

    6 vote(s)
    46.2%
  10. Apple TV+ is "releasing the Gargan" tonight! Dan Gargan is announcing (with Jenn Hildrath)

    8 vote(s)
    61.5%
  11. Did we fire Ezra or did Inter Miami fire Neville to put the team in a better position to sign Messi?

    4 vote(s)
    30.8%
  12. Malört

    8 vote(s)
    61.5%
  13. Rubber Dick

    6 vote(s)
    46.2%
  14. Cincinnati is a stupid city with stupid teams. Bengals? Reds? "The Garys"? Shoot me now.

    5 vote(s)
    38.5%
  15. Any city that elects Jerry Springer as mayor does not deserve to exist

    6 vote(s)
    46.2%
  16. Well, at least it is not Cleveland.

    5 vote(s)
    38.5%
  17. I will watch at home, so I can change the channel or hide my face, if needed.

    6 vote(s)
    46.2%
  18. I am going to one of the 'official' watch parties. Booyah!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. I have plans tonight, so I will take a pass on watching the debacle about to unfold.

    2 vote(s)
    15.4%
  20. I have Red (or is that blue? or is that whiteish?) in my blood, so I'll watch no matter what.

    10 vote(s)
    76.9%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #1 xtomx, Jun 3, 2023
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2023
    The Fire (barely) survived a brutal May and the games keep coming fast and furious (one of the worst movie franchises, just below the Marvel abominations and the snoozefest that is Lords of the Ring).

    Tonight's game is a "free" game on Apple TV+, apparently.

    June starts with a difficult game.

    For some reasons that defy logic, F_C_ Cincinnati have far and away the best record in the league.
    34 points (to the Fire's 16) and 2.4 ppg, but they are only number 2 in the "Power Ranking" (the Fire are a spectacular 22nd).
    They are 11-3-1 (WTL) on the season, and a perfect 8-0-0 at home. This is the best opening 15 games stretch of any team in MLS history, tying the LAG from 1998 (and we ALL know what happened in 1998).
    Their scoring has not been terrific, 25 goals in 15 games, but they are averaging a terrific 1 gaa.

    This is a tough game for the Fire at any time and, especially, now. With a weakened team and the US Open Cup match on Tuesday in Bridgeview, I fully expect the Fire to try their damnedest, but we'll see what effort they put into tonight's match.

    The Fire is one of only two teams this season to take ANY points from Cincinnati, with the 3-3 draw (familiar score line, no?) at Soldier Field on March 18th (in the coldest MLS game ever).
    Also, in Cincinnati, the Fire are 2-2-0.

    One good stat for the Fire is that Cincinnati only average 3 corners a game, so maybe we only give up two "something stupid" corner kick goals tonight!

    The only player out for Cincinnati (do they even have a nickname?!?*) is Sergio Santos.
    The Fire, on the other hand, have a long injury list with Teran and Mueller, plus a few others.

    Cincinnati are led by teeny, tiny Luciano Acosta, with 6 goals and 3 assists.
    Acosta, Nigerian DM Obinna Nwobodo and Brazil forward Brenner (who scored 18 goals last season) are their DPs.
    Brenner is a "young DP." Imagine having a young DP who actually score goals?!? They actually sold Brenner to Udinese for $10 million in April.
    He is required to stay in Ohio until July 1st, so I guess there was some sort of punishment clause in the transfer.

    Tonight? The Fire take advantage of a rare Cincinnati misstep and squeak out a 1-0 victory.
    Or, the Fire lose 4-0.
    Or, the Fire grind out a draw.
    WTF do I know?



    *Now, I have a completely irrational reason to despise FC Cincinnati, other than the fact that they are in the armpit of the Midwest Ohio.
    The "official" nickname for FC Cincinnati is the incredibly, mind numbingly stupid- "The Orange and Blue" and the other nickname is "The Garys," whatever the f*ck that means.

    Here is reason for "The Garys" nickname:
    If you are not familiar with the reason, it may very well be the Single Stupidest reason for anything ever in the entire history of our favorite sport.
    Read at your own risk.
    You may not recover from the stupidity in time for the match tonight.
    You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    "Gary's name stemmed from fans' viral social media posts when the club released its MLS logo in November (2018). Eagle-eyed supporters envisioned the name spelled out in lion's design on the club's crest."
    https://www.fccincinnati.com/news/club-introduces-new-mascot-gary#:~:text=Gary's name stemmed from fans,design on the club's crest.
     
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  2. Jiggly_333

    Jiggly_333 Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 8, 2015
    Corner of Bedlam and Squalor (It's that way ->)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Japan
    All I can think of when I hear the name "Gary"


    Also, I like the Bengals. Sad Bois FC is the official soccer podcast of the Cincinnati Bengals. I bonded with Chris Brady over watching Joe Burrow in the AFC championship this year.
     
  3. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Are you trying to say they’ve scored 10 PKs?
     
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  4. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I hope Chris Brady's brain does hurt anymore.
    That should be "brain does NOT hurt anymore."

    Since people have voted, I cannot edit.
    Apologies.
     
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  5. harrylee773

    harrylee773 Member+

    Jul 28, 2004
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #5 harrylee773, Jun 3, 2023
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2023
    FCC makes me think of the The Feds- nobody likes the FCC, just like nobody likes Cincinnati. I mean, I don’t think we stand a chance, but at least we don’t live in a place that might as well be in Kentucky, but somehow, even worse, exists in Ohio. Something stupid would be Shaq getting a PK hat trick in the first half, only for Frank to sub him off at halftime for Herbers and us to lose 3-3.
     
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  6. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Anxious to see who Klopas starts tonight…
    Option A) play to win with best XI, and if losing at half pull all the key players for Tuesday
    Option B) play to win or draw with some rotation to give a few key players rest for Tuesday
    Option C) play for Tuesday, big rotation
     
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  7. NotHelmut

    NotHelmut Member

    Dec 30, 2010
    Peoria
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gary designed by a Chicago company! Why? I wonder if they are still in business?
     
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  8. schroncar

    schroncar Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 2, 2007
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I pick C. I have a mandatory birthday tonight and will not be watching live anyway.
     
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  9. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Are there optional birthdays?
     
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  10. schroncar

    schroncar Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 2, 2007
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Whoops! Mandatory birthday party (which I must attend.
     
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  11. Gobernador Blanco

    Chicago Fire
    Mexico
    Jul 30, 2022
    Upper Midwest
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Let's steal a point and keep the top lads fresh for Tuesday. We can get revenge on FCC in the USOC Semis or Final
     
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  12. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Oddly the lineup doesn’t completely scare me considering it’s a second string team. The CBs are scary but the midfield looks OK.
     
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  13. Heavily rotated starting lineup. Brady & M. Navarro stay in Chicago.

    Spencer Richey (GK & C), Arnaud Souquet, Alonso Aceves, Wyatt Omsberg, Kendall Burks, Federico Navarro, Fabian Herbers, Brian Gutiérrez, Jairo Torres, Kacper Przybylko & Georgios Koutsias

    Bench: Jeff Gal (GK), Rafael Czichos, Charlie Ostrem, Xherdan Shaqiri, Gastón Giménez, Javier Casas, Maren Haile-Selassie, Missael Rodríguez & Kei Kamara
     
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  14. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
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    Here it is in all of its glory! Interesting to say the least. Not bad, but maybe not good either.

    If Kacper scores, that is a good thing. If the Fire draw, that is a good thing.
     
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  15. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #15 xtomx, Jun 3, 2023
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2023
    The Gargan has been released.

    And is pretty boring
     
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  16. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Curious about the
    Kacper
    Koutsias Gutierrez Torres
    attacking four

    Could be interesting.

    I like the bench.
     
  17. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    It looks like Herbers is the RWB so 5 in the back again.
     
  18. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    #18 overlap_old_coach, Jun 3, 2023
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2023
    Yup, and it’s a good fit!

    ……Guti-Kacper-Georgios
    Aceves-Torres-Fede-Herbers
    …Burks-Omsberg-Souquet

    on d it’s 5-2-3
    ……...…Guti—-Kacper—-Georgios
    …………Torres———Fede
    Aceves-Burks-Omsberg-Souquet-Herbers
     
  19. harrylee773

    harrylee773 Member+

    Jul 28, 2004
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    33% possession so far does not seem good.
     
  20. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Playing deep for counter attacking with Herbers and Koutsias
     
  21. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I’m not sure if the Fire are playing well defensively or if Bad Chili FC is not good offensively.

    I’m leaning toward the former.
     
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  22. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I was wondering why the Fire were playing so slowly, then I figured out that the stream froze.
    Now, it's back and it has not made much difference.
     
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  23. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    So, you agree that it does not seem good![emoji106]
     
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  24. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    28:40 Guti hacked, ‘but they got some ball first’, so no foul.
    SO tired of ‘but got ball first’…that’s not the rule!
     
  25. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Awful play by Herbers.

    He had two players just begging for the ball.
     
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