When Random Jibberish is riding in a time machine way far into the future...

It's National Doughnut Day! The biased Yelp national rankings:

https://fox40.com/news/hold-the-cou...-california-according-to-yelps-2023-rankings/

This is a list of the Top Donut Shops in the U.S. in 2023, according to Yelp. We identified businesses in the donuts category, then ranked those spots using a number of factors, including the total volume and ratings of reviews between January 1, 2022 and March 31, 2023. When available, all businesses on this list have a passing health score as of May 1, 2023.

Stan's (Santa Clara) comes in #8. Paula's in suburban Buffalo (short walk from my boyhood home) at #52.

 

The thing with doughnuts is that there's a hard cap on how good they can be, and also a fairly high floor. I would bet literally nothing distinguishes any of these places from one another at all.

And a doughnut shop is only good if they still make crullers. If you don't make crullers, you're not a doughnut shop. Although I learned that the reason for their near extinction is because the machining needed to make them is not being produced anymore and is extremely expensive to repair. We really are in the worst timeline.

 

"If it wasn't for us, we wouldn't be here!"

Happy Friday everyone!

Let's celebrate surviving the week by going up on the Bills' Wall of Fame

1992 - The 12th Man joins the Wall#GoBills pic.twitter.com/44hxto4xpS

— BillsVHS📼 (@BillsVhs) June 2, 2023

 

Misinformation! I’m still hostile to golf!

 

Golf sux.

 

I’m more hostile to golf now.

 

#OTD in 1944 the Buffalo Bisons four game winning streak takes a backseat as Bisons General Manager John Stiglmeier cancels the 4th game of their series versus Syracuse out of deference to the observance of D-Day which took place that morning. pic.twitter.com/BmLqjXdjr9

— ThisDateInBuffaloSportsHistory (@BuffSportsHstry) June 6, 2023

 

I might have to buy one these gadgets.

A childhood dream come true 🙏
 #Madden24 | #EAathlete pic.twitter.com/8PYdq9WOuH

— Josh Allen (@JoshAllenQB) June 7, 2023

 

Still in my garage man cave 20 years on. (Box empty. Game inside given to my godson).

 

Sportswashing Saudi Arabia United.