Next Spurs Manager

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  1. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    BREAKING NEWSH -
    Schlot hash turned down the Shpursh job!

    Thish club ish amaysching.
     
  2. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Get Big Martin Jol back in. His brother's name is 'Cock'.
     
  3. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    He's got two brothers, Cock and Dick. True story.

    I'll weigh in on the manager hunt when I've got more time. And less rage.
     
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  4. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    I'd just like to announce that I too have turned down the Spurs job.
    The reason being is that Levy wouldn't let me put up a statue of Mauricio Tarrico in front of the main entrance to the stadium. Also, he wanted me to sign lots of mediocre midfielders and then send them straight out on loan.
     
  5. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    So incredibly predictable.
     
  6. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I jinxed it, didn't I?
     
  7. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Nailed it!
     
  8. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Is "Martin" Dutch slang for penis?
     
  9. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Or vagina
     
  10. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    'Tottenham have been unable to agree a compensation package with Feyenoord for Arne Slot, leaving the manager to announce that he will stay at the Dutch club.'

    Classic Spurs. Although in their defence, Schlot didn't have a release clause so Feyenoord could've asked for a ridiculous amount of compensation.

    So it's down to;
    Rogers
    Potter
    The ex-Spanish coach who's name I can't remember.
    Alonso?
     
  11. TitoTata

    TitoTata Member+

    Jun 26, 2014
    At least Brendon Rodgers will have you playing attractive, Spurs-like football !!
     
  12. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    #337 Golara, May 25, 2023
    Last edited: May 25, 2023
    Daniel Levy is such a colossal cluster********. The only chairman in world football who could fail to get any of his top 3 targets, without actually offering the job to any of them.

    I give up.

    We are doomed.

    I would not be surprised if we get relegated next season.
     
  13. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    61 days without a permanent manager. Approaching the record of 72 days set in 2021.
     
  14. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Sami Moqbel is reporting that Levy balked at Feyenoord's asking price of 15 million quid.

    We are paying Sevilla 25 million to play one of our players.

    (here is wall, bang head here)
     
  15. adrenaline11

    adrenaline11 Member+

    Jul 29, 2010
    Toronto
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    This I can understand. If you're going to pay €15 mil then I don't want someone with only four years of experience in the Dutch League. Give me Nagelsmann for that money.

    Even Emery - who has a much better CV (and I'm in no way saying that we should've gotten him) - only cost Villa €6 mil.

    The thing I will agree on is that due diligence about his buyout should've been done before the perused Slot.
     
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  16. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    They knew. It's just that we have a chairman and a board who haven't the foggiest idea what they're doing in football-related matters.
     
  17. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Thomas Tuchel set to walk out on Bayern, according to some reports.
    Let's get him at Spurs because;
    A) He's ex-Chelsea and that's what Levy does
    B) It'll be hilarious if he comes and is successful
     
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  18. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Managers seem to have a short shelf life these days.
     
  19. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    One thing Ryan Mason learned from Mourinho and Conte is to spout claptrap: he is telling The Independent that he and his coaching staff did a 'great job' at Spurs.
     
  20. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    What do you want him to say? We are shit? C'mon, man.
     
  21. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    He won 2 of 6 games. That is not 'great' and we fans are not stupid.

    Sure, I don't expect him to say he was shit, but if you are going to say something, don't say that.
     
  22. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    :D:D:D

    Please.
     
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  23. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    What was I thinking...
     
  24. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Postecoglou is now Flavour of the Week. The only thing I like about him is that he was born in Greece.

    Spurs want to appoint a manager in the next fortnight.

    66 days and counting.
     
  25. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    This should be a stickied thread title. Or better yet, the forum tagline.
     
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