NSR: Give me your rested, your rich, privileged White Colombians yearning to post in soccer forums...

No matter what happens, you can hear Ron DeSantis’ agenda loud and clear. pic.twitter.com/5QmgvfiTgQ

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 25, 2023

 

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) May 24, 2023

 

Wisconsin's finest Glenn Grothman is on the House floor right now complaining that Biden isn't nominating enough straight "white guys" as judges pic.twitter.com/mdTmqiToxQ

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 25, 2023

 

A Texas House investigative committee has filed 20 articles of impeachment against Attorney General Ken Paxton. Now, it's up to the full House and Senate to decide if he will be removed from office.

We'll include all updates to this developing story here: https://t.co/lfyeT1rpGO

— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) May 26, 2023

 

TPUSA ‘Pastor Summit’ has a corporate sponsor led by registered sex offender who spent time in federal prison for trying to coerce a minor child to engage in sexual activity. https://t.co/EqTzku0QAG

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 27, 2023

 

BREAKING: White House, Republicans reach tentative deal to raise debt ceiling and avoid U.S. default https://t.co/sQ4UyB46Ah

— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) May 28, 2023

 

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Desantis says Good Morning: “I will serve two terms, and I will be able to destroy leftism in this country.” pic.twitter.com/okqerKl7Gs

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 29, 2023

Rotflamo

 

McCarthy: We might have a child that has no job, no dependents but sitting on the couch, we’re going to encourage that person to get a job and have to go to work, which gives them worth and value. pic.twitter.com/HwUrHKXihb

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 30, 2023

 

INT - THE EVIL LEFT WING HQ - DAY

MINION
Sir we've come up with a way to get the public to be very socialist and pro-trans

SOROS (probably)
Explain.

MINION
Well sir, we start with a big vat of frosted lemonade... pic.twitter.com/KxEYzTMaRp

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 30, 2023

 

"Better a thousand cis people be kicked out of public bathrooms than one trans person pee in peace" - Republican motto https://t.co/GkvyeVx764

— Joe Katz is @joekatz45 wherever you microblog (@joekatz45) May 30, 2023

 

Apparently this songs number one on iTunes that's wild pic.twitter.com/YGMQn38dGc

— No$hu (@Noshu4me) May 30, 2023

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