In which we continue to post interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

Right after buying Trumpybcuks:

"Republicans got outsmarted by a President who can’t find his pants" is not the own you think it is https://t.co/KCB7bESeP8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 30, 2023

 

"Someone lost their underpants? I'm on it!"

 

I think it was Krueger who said, stop, stop, I can only get some rest!

The guy who set up the Ashli Babbitt fund reportedly stole all the money. pic.twitter.com/emAsUe5s0h

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 29, 2023

 

Good for him.

 

There's a sucker born every minute

 

I mean it's pretty good that we went from "Biden will massively cave" to "what was the point exactly?" in the course of like a week. https://t.co/tc19V1jrZn

— That Well-Adjusted Biden Guy (@What46HasDone) May 28, 2023

 

the median voter wants an extraordinarily expansive welfare state which offers benefits to no one and the world's largest military, which never goes to war, with a balanced budget funded by taxing only five billionaire pedophiles

— Common Task Pursuer (@revhowardarson) May 28, 2023

 

This is like a deadtigers post

I think it was Krieger who said stop, stop, I can only get so erect.

 

It's Krieger and yes he did say it.

 

Oh well....... Tara, that move will make your whole story even more credible!!

“Tara Reade, the American who accused President Joe Biden of sexual assault, has moved to Russia,” The Messenger reports.

“Reade made the announcement from Russia, joined by Maria Butina, a Russian-born woman convicted of spying for the Kremlin.”

 

Well, I guess we know what else RFK Jr is gonna bring up during the primaries.

 

*snorts line of ethereum*

you guys just don't get it, all part of the plan

— bring 'em back (@trashtaeks) May 30, 2023

 

“If a majority of Republicans are against a piece of legislation and you use Democrats to pass it, that would immediately be a black letter violation of the deal we had with McCarthy … and would likely trigger an immediate motion to vacate,” Matt Gaetz said, per @MZanona

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) May 30, 2023

 

Trump promises to end birthright citizenship via executive order on “Day One.”

— Philip Melanchthon Wegmann (@PhilipWegmann) May 30, 2023

 

One of the reasons Biden keeps schooling his opponents imo is that many of them are so addicted to disinformation, they aren’t operating in the same reality.

— Luella Schmidt (@luellajschmidt) May 30, 2023

 

War comes to Putin's doorstep: Wealthy Moscow region is hit by kamikaze drones | Daily Mail Online https://t.co/lOCDOovN83

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) May 30, 2023

 

OUT: the non-denial denial

IN: the non-denial denial with forecast of repetition https://t.co/3CW4FbfxQr

— @billbindc.bluesky.social (@BillBindc) May 30, 2023

 

Often imitated but never duplicated, I am the one and only.

 

I think any fair person would concede that Mike Pence must now be impeached over this historic scandal https://t.co/wvVchXg1wO

— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) May 31, 2023

 

Once we pass the debt ceiling bill, these are just a few of the things House Republicans will be able to do in appropriations to take down the Deep State:

❌ Punish Dr. Fauci, Peter Strzok, James Comey, and John Brennan by defunding their retirements

❌ Terminate all government… https://t.co/24fm5J5xiE

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) May 31, 2023

 

But but liberuls love cancel culture!

Honestly impressive how the organizing principle of right-wing outrage went from 'let's complain about cancel culture' to 'let's cancel everything' and no one on the right even batted an eye pic.twitter.com/m1SjMKFEql

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) May 31, 2023

 

December is War on Christmas. June is War on Gay. Woke is battled all the time. Wingnuttia is constantly at war with phantom enemies.