PBP: 2023 MLS Season Game Thread Week 15 May 27 & 28 [R]

Game on in KC!

 

GOOOAAALLLLL Timbers!

 

And Portland lead 1-0


And so we continue with no 0-0 results this matchday

 

And KC tie it up 1-1

clearly they lulled Portland to sleep before a nice laser shot from Thommy (is that really a last name?)

 

Hell of a goal from Thommy, of KC! 1-1

 

That was a hell of a strike by Thommy! 1-1.

 

The rock opera scores for KC.

 

There was no pinball wizardry there though

 

But he plays by intuition...

 

2-1 KC ... Salloi.

 

KC rolling 2-1

edit: although VAR might have something to say about that

VAR says no goal.

1-1 still

 

Timbers not looking so good. May be offside though.

 

Sporting have come to play. Timbers? Not since early...
VAR check...hold your horses...

 

No goal. Offside. Timbers live for another day.

 

No goal...still 1-1; Timbers breathe a sigh of relief.

 

Oh, not an offside call. A foul was called.

 

Moreno needs to learn to pass the ball.

And BOLI misses an open goal!!!!

 

And Portland don't score somehow.

 

Holy Boli, what a whiff on the header.

 

86’ Sean Johnson nothing if not predictable. I was so unsurprised when Roo made the triple sub in first half stoppage.

 

I'm not yet convinced that Rooney is a good coach, or even an acceptable coach for that matter.


In other news, KC completely botches an excellent counter opportunity

 

KC goes ahead again, this one might count

2-1

 

Well, THAT escalated quickly. 3-1

 

And quickly it's KC 3-1

edit: Owen Goal

 

KC 4-1

Timbers getting burned