Leeds Vs Tottenham - Winner Takes All

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by jumhed, May 28, 2023.

  1. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    In this upcoming much-anticipated game, for which Spurs fans around the world have stayed up all night and had parties for, we will all finally get to see the final 90 minutes of the season that'll confirm whether or not Spurs will qualify for the much-heralded and long yearned for competition, the Euro Conference League.

    Tottenham fans will hope that a win against the mighty Leeds will ensure qualification and encourage Harry Kane to stay and sign a new contract (ably advised by his brother).

    We're all hoping that this over-achieving team will end the season on a high. Players like Dier, Sanchez, Lloris and Richarlison have played well beyond their abilities all season to help the team get to where it is now, despite the misfiring of Son and Kulusevski. Truly, we are on the cusp of Euro greatness.

    This could well be the final game for several players, such as Lloris, Kane, and Davies, who I'm sure we'll all miss if they go.

    The benefits of qualifying for the Conference will be a much needed boost for our returning loan players, who have doubtless had less glorious seasons at their loan clubs (Gil, Ndombele, Lo Celso), especially Harry Winks, our little Iniesta, who spent most of his time at Sampdoria injured and was thus unable to save them (as he undoubtedly would've) from relegation.

    The future is bright!
     
  2. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    And I thought I was sarcastic...

    Thankfully, my son has a basketball tournament this morning, so I will miss Big Sam's samba dance at the end when Leeds miraculously stay up.
     
  3. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Hoping this is Mason's last team selection EVER, but would not be surprised if he gets the permanent job with Levy already cacking up the manager search.

    Tottenham Hotspur: Forster, Emerson, Sanchez, Lenglet, Davies, Porro, Bissouma, Skipp, Son, Kulusevski, Kane.
    Subs: Richarlison, Danjuma, Tanganga, Lucas Moura, Sarr, Austin, Craig, Alonso, Abbott.
     
  4. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Tottenham XI: Forster, Skipp, Sanchez, Son, Kane, Royal, Kulusevski, Porro, Davies, Lenglet, Bissouma,

    Subs: Austin, Richarlison, Danjuma, Tanganga, Moura, Sarr, Craig, Alonso, Abbott.

    Leeds XI: Robles, Ayling, Forshaw, Koch, Cooper, Harrison, Rodrigo, Struijk, Kristensen, McKennie, Wober.

    Subs: Meslier, Firpo, Aaronson, Roca, Summerville, Rutter, Gnonto, Greenwood, Chilokoa-Mullen.
     
  5. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Is Hojbjerg injured? He's not even in the squad.
     
  6. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Pierre-Emile 'Slightly better than Steffan Freund' Højbjerg has just returned from injury, but Mason has left him out of the squad, probably because if he does get injured he may lose his holiday deposit.
     
  7. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    1-0 after 90 seconds. Leeds should feel confident of a 2-1 victory now.
     
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  8. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
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    Do we ever win when we score early?
     
  9. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Villa go up 2-0 v Brighton, and that should be that. No Europe next year. We're shit.
     
  10. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    I think Leeds have got 6 defenders on.

    Brighton pulled a goal back.

    If we don't qualify for Europe, we'll need to sell a bunch of players as there'll be less games.
     
  11. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
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    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Everton score in th 57th.
     
  12. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Porro scores for us.
     
  13. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
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    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Leeds pull one back. Been coming
     
  14. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Now they need to go on and win it
     
  15. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
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    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
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    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Kane again. 30 on the season, now. Amazing.
     
  16. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Harry Kane with the third.

    Kane gets his 30 in a season. This lad is top bins
     
  17. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
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    Watching Everton hanging on vs. Bournemouth. 7+ stoppage.
     
  18. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
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    Mar 18, 2007
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    Villa have won. No Europe for us.
     
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  19. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
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    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
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    Thoughts and prayers for Big Fat Sam on this most difficult day. He'll have to make due with about 2mill less of a wedge than he'd hoped.

    **tear falls silently down Sam's cheek as he stares at the new Bentleys through the showroom window**
     
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  20. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    I want to re-title this thread to 'Winner Takes Eff All'. Whoever won was fked.
     
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  21. SF19

    SF19 Member+

    Jun 8, 2013
    ^ It's the more appropriate title.
     
  22. Chickasaw

    Chickasaw Member

    Spurs
    England
    May 8, 2022
    First season for a long time that we haven't been in Europe but, get the right coach and we'll be back the season after next.
     
  23. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    You know that won't ever happen with our chairman.
     
  24. Chickasaw

    Chickasaw Member

    Spurs
    England
    May 8, 2022
    You're probably right BUT, we could be in the conference next season if City win the CL.
     
  25. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
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    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
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    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    I think he meant getting 'the right coach' won't happen with Levy. Claiming that Levy cannot get us into Europe would be fairly preposterous. Even for Golara.
     

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