In which we continue to post interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

Comes! Get it? Get it?

“Nothing worthwhile in life ever comes easily,” says Trump in email just now about his indictment. Wow—heck of a tribute to Stormy Daniels.

— Jeff Sharlet (@JeffSharlet) March 31, 2023

 

The most powerful 60 seconds you will ever see broadcast on TV.

Jason Whitlock fighting back tears:

“I have never voted Tucker. I am hardcore MAGA tonight. M-A-G-A. They want to turn this country into a Communist Marxist hellhole. This is tyranny. This is BULLSHIT.” pic.twitter.com/8uMH5oZvIy

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 31, 2023

 

KEEP HARRIET TUBMAN'S NAME, OUT YO DAMN MOUTH https://t.co/MAtd8nFqf9

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) March 31, 2023

 

Breaking news: The GOP operative who drugged & raped several teenage girls was just convicted by a Minnesota jury.

I broke the news about the FBI investigation against him.

When I talked to him weeks before his arrest, he threatened to dox & harass me.https://t.co/vzSMUlZDrG

— Jose Pagliery (@Jose_Pagliery) March 31, 2023

 

Mollie Hemingway: "This country has gone through hell because the left and powerful elites have been unable to accept the results of a democratic election. They have been getting...crazed in what they're willing to do to prevent further elections that they do not want." pic.twitter.com/M9Dh546YaM

— Republican Voters Against Trump (@AccountableGOP) March 31, 2023

 

Haiti, Uranium to Russia, Benghazi all from your KKK devilcrat Pedo party. Its fine though because they launder money for you pic.twitter.com/a0mYGwaaar

— float coat (@float_coat) March 31, 2023

 

Criminal Docket Notice:

Donald J. Trump, defendant in the case of People of the State of New York against Donald J. Trump, is scheduled to appear for arraignment in Manhattan Criminal Court on April 4, 2023 at 2:15 p.m., Justice Juan Merchan presiding.

— Elizabeth de la Vega (@Delavegalaw) March 31, 2023

 

On the way to the DA’s office on Tuesday, Trump should smash some windows, rob a few shops and punch a cop.

He would be released IMMEDIATELY!

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) March 31, 2023

 

Yes, your Holiness. He's been eliminated. They still think I'm senile. pic.twitter.com/pjjmkN79Hq

— Cardinal Dr. Diamond Bill 🎄🎃🍔🍟🍩☕ (@billintheburbs) March 30, 2023

 

Fellas….is six nuts a day too many nuts? pic.twitter.com/r7UKcGnKO1

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 30, 2023

 

Here we go! To celebrate the Finnish @nato membership we are launching this new full-member GOLD Edition of the OTAN Olutta beer. Enjoy the ”Taste of Security with a Hint of Freedom” now with 31 x more security! Available now at https://t.co/Sv3PPmLXUL pic.twitter.com/4Kte7vm2s1

— Olaf Brewing (@olafbrewing) March 31, 2023

 

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— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 31, 2023

 

Hegseth: The more elite the university and advanced a graduate is, the dumber they are. If you went to the Ivy League, prove to me you have any common sense at all
Jessica: You went Ivy League pic.twitter.com/aJifLZOhWl

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 31, 2023

 

First they came for Trump, and I did not speak out because lol, lmao even

— George Kolokotronis (@georgejk720) March 30, 2023

 

Tucker doing Rod Blagojevich apologia tonight.

(Rod had his 14-year sentence for selling a Senate seat commuted by Donald Trump.) pic.twitter.com/IK2dWj5u2h

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) March 31, 2023

 

Whoa

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Lying for attention.

 

Other car to the Tornado: Ope, let me sneak past ya right here

 

Hello 911 - I'd like to report a culinary crime

Excuse me waiter☝🏽 There appears to be some red crap on my pizza pic.twitter.com/v0irdIO77D

— South Dallas Foodie (@SouthDallasFood) March 31, 2023

 

Please, for the love of everything, send the SWAT team!

 

Girl, you can’t even stand up to George Santos. Sit down.

— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) March 30, 2023

 

Couldn’t be bothered to search for a cop related thread.

My Twitter feed is now polluted with dickweeds posting fight videos..including this one. But this isn’t a fight video.

While not really the point the tweeter is trying to make…I watched this video and noted that a group of unarmed civilians were able to successfully subdue this person in under two minutes with no loss of life. Had the police been there this woman would be dead.

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what are they gonna do, poll each other? pic.twitter.com/CWeW9hFrtu

— Max (@maxtmcc) March 25, 2023

 

True. He used a 3 inch one. https://t.co/X3YvAu6jID

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 26, 2023