In which we continue to post interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

“The booking officer saluted me with tears in his eyes and said Mr. President, these are most magnificent manliest hands I have ever fingerprinted”

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 30, 2023

 

"Queens Man Charged" is the only way I choose to read this: https://t.co/6Vxl7vThgm

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) March 30, 2023

 

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges. pic.twitter.com/lzlF3bLgKi

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) March 30, 2023

 

A mood. pic.twitter.com/8ymFo4vU6D

— Michelle Kinney (@MichelleKinney) March 30, 2023

 

Okay, it's official. https://t.co/65RVVx572G

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) March 30, 2023

 

A week ago a video circulated of a lunatic harassing a family on a New York subway. He hurled racial slurs (the family was white) and threatened them. Alvin Bragg thinks that man should walk free and Donald Trump should go to jail for a fake misdemeanor. It’s despicable.

— J.D. Vance (@JDVance1) March 30, 2023

 

I *guarantee* that the Disney lawyer who suggested this stratagem remembered it not from law school but from the 1981 movie "Body Heat," set in Florida, starring Wm Hurt & Kathleen Turner, the plot of which turns on Hurt, a lawyer, having messed up the Rule Against Perpetuities. https://t.co/00cou0NVT4

— Eric Redman (@ricredman) March 30, 2023

 

It is beyond belief that District Attorney Alvin Bragg has indicted a former President and current presidential candidate for pure political gain. Arresting a presidential candidate on a manufactured basis should not happen in America.

— Glenn Youngkin (@GlennYoungkin) March 30, 2023

 

Hard to believe that Donald Trump having sex resulted in something worse for him than Don Jr.

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 30, 2023

 

Jared and Ivanka’s children will now have the distinction of having matching mug shots of their grandfathers. #MafiaFamily

— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) March 30, 2023

 

Mug shot merch is going to be rocket fuel for the economy.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 30, 2023

 

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…but her emails! ☠️ pic.twitter.com/bgBv0YAOx4

— Dark Brandon (@VoteDarkBrandon) March 30, 2023

 

These News Analysis articles have the aesthetics of intelligence but they're dumb as rocks. Why would we put aside the merits of the prosecution to focus on pseudo-intellectual unanswerable questions? pic.twitter.com/ZFOfd7OCtp

— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) March 31, 2023

 

https://scoop.upworthy.com/principal-who-lost-job-for-showing-david-gets-invited-to-italy

Principal who lost job for showing Michelangelo's 'David' in class invited to see sculpture in Italy

 

Make it Modelo, and I’m in!

 

Did non-fascists say it was a sad day when Mussolini got strung up over a lamppost? Did non-Communists say it was a sad day when Ceaușescu was executed? Was it a sad day when Capone was convicted of tax crimes? Was it a sad day when Blago went to jail?

This is not a sad day.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) March 31, 2023

 

As the other indictments fall, the NYC indictment will come to look larger and more legitimate — as it will fit a growing pattern of criminality — not smaller.

The outrage machine is running high right now bc they know that time & the emerging facts will not bode well for them

— Ari Costello (@AriCostello) March 31, 2023

 

OOooooooh! Kinky.

I'll have to check with my wife before making dinner arrangements.

 

"he's getting Al Caponed" people always forget that the reason they got Al Capone on tax fraud is because of crimes. He wasn't just randomly bad at taxes. His taxes were fraudulent because his money came from crimes.

— the former tweeting account of alex petros (@goodtweetsalex) March 30, 2023

 

it is so funny that people who pretend to not even support trump are screaming "CRIMES!? that's what they're indicting presidents for now? acts that are obviously illegal committed by a hamfisted corruption engine?"

— Sen. Lemon Gogurt ugarles.bsky.social (@Ugarles) March 31, 2023

 

It didn’t!