“The booking officer saluted me with tears in his eyes and said Mr. President, these are most magnificent manliest hands I have ever fingerprinted”— Acyn (@Acyn) March 30, 2023
"Queens Man Charged" is the only way I choose to read this: https://t.co/6Vxl7vThgm— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) March 30, 2023
‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges. pic.twitter.com/lzlF3bLgKi— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) March 30, 2023
A week ago a video circulated of a lunatic harassing a family on a New York subway. He hurled racial slurs (the family was white) and threatened them. Alvin Bragg thinks that man should walk free and Donald Trump should go to jail for a fake misdemeanor. It’s despicable.— J.D. Vance (@JDVance1) March 30, 2023
I *guarantee* that the Disney lawyer who suggested this stratagem remembered it not from law school but from the 1981 movie "Body Heat," set in Florida, starring Wm Hurt & Kathleen Turner, the plot of which turns on Hurt, a lawyer, having messed up the Rule Against Perpetuities. https://t.co/00cou0NVT4— Eric Redman (@ricredman) March 30, 2023
It is beyond belief that District Attorney Alvin Bragg has indicted a former President and current presidential candidate for pure political gain. Arresting a presidential candidate on a manufactured basis should not happen in America.— Glenn Youngkin (@GlennYoungkin) March 30, 2023
Hard to believe that Donald Trump having sex resulted in something worse for him than Don Jr.— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 30, 2023
Jared and Ivanka’s children will now have the distinction of having matching mug shots of their grandfathers. #MafiaFamily— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) March 30, 2023
Mug shot merch is going to be rocket fuel for the economy.— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 30, 2023
Thank you to everyone for your support and love! I have so many messages coming in that I can't respond...also don't want to spill my champagne 😜 #Teamstormy merch/autograph orders are pouring in, too! Thank you for that as well but allow a few extra days for shipment.— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 30, 2023
These News Analysis articles have the aesthetics of intelligence but they're dumb as rocks. Why would we put aside the merits of the prosecution to focus on pseudo-intellectual unanswerable questions? pic.twitter.com/ZFOfd7OCtp— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) March 31, 2023
Well, my wife and I aren't foodies by most definitions, and while we're comfortably middle class we're not rich, but we do like going out to eat 1-2 times a week. Last night we had very yummy & affordable Mexican food and split a pitcher of Pacifico.
https://scoop.upworthy.com/principal-who-lost-job-for-showing-david-gets-invited-to-italy Principal who lost job for showing Michelangelo's 'David' in class invited to see sculpture in Italy
We drink Modelo at home, and we can go either way when we eat out. My wife seems to slightly prefer Pacifico, but either one is a winner.
Did non-fascists say it was a sad day when Mussolini got strung up over a lamppost? Did non-Communists say it was a sad day when Ceaușescu was executed? Was it a sad day when Capone was convicted of tax crimes? Was it a sad day when Blago went to jail?This is not a sad day.— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) March 31, 2023
As the other indictments fall, the NYC indictment will come to look larger and more legitimate — as it will fit a growing pattern of criminality — not smaller.The outrage machine is running high right now bc they know that time & the emerging facts will not bode well for them— Ari Costello (@AriCostello) March 31, 2023
"he's getting Al Caponed" people always forget that the reason they got Al Capone on tax fraud is because of crimes. He wasn't just randomly bad at taxes. His taxes were fraudulent because his money came from crimes.— the former tweeting account of alex petros (@goodtweetsalex) March 30, 2023
it is so funny that people who pretend to not even support trump are screaming "CRIMES!? that's what they're indicting presidents for now? acts that are obviously illegal committed by a hamfisted corruption engine?"— Sen. Lemon Gogurt ugarles.bsky.social (@Ugarles) March 31, 2023