Post-match: April Goals Day - Crew vs RSL (aka Remarkably [MOD EDIT] Lads) - Match 6 - 4/1/23 7:30 PM

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What will be the result of the Crew's 4/1/23 match vs Salt Lake?

Poll closed Apr 1, 2023.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    30.0%
  2. Win by one goal

    16.0%
  3. Canadian Win (née Tie)

    4.0%
  4. Lose by one goal

    2.0%
  5. Lose by two or more goals

    2.0%
  6. Salty Dawgs - RSL have <50% possession, commit >7 fouls, & earn >1 yellow card (worth 2 points!!)

    44.0%
  7. "Goal me once, shame on you; goal me twice, I was probably sitting on my butt." - Eloy Room

    2.0%
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus Crew vs Real Salt Lake

    MLS Regular Season Match – Saturday, April 1, 7:30 PM – Lower.com Field

    Broadcast: Apple TV - MLS Season Pass, 97.1 The Fan, La Mega 103.1 FM

    Kickoff: 7:39 PM (per MajorLeagueSoccerSoccerDotCom)

    Vitals:
    Columbus Crew
    7 PTS / 5 G / 1.40 PPG | 2W-2L-1D | 11 GF / 8 GA / 3 GD | Form: W-L-D-W-L

    Real Salt Lake
    3 PTS / 4 G / 0.75 PPG | 1W-3L-0D | 3 GF / 9 GA / -6 GD | Form: L-L-L-W

    Goal Leaders:
    Columbus Crew
    Ramirez - 2
    Zelarayan - 2
    Arfsten - 1
    Matan - 1
    Medranda - 1
    Morris - 1
    Owen Goal (aka Glesnes) - 1
    Quinton - 1
    Russell-Rowe - 1

    Real Salt Lake
    Glad - 2
    Kreilach - 1

    Previous Meeting:
    June 25, 2022 @ America First Field
    Columbus Crew 0, Real Salt Lake 0

    The 4castNate Weather Update:
    [​IMG]

    Notes:
    [​IMG]
    PLAY YOUR KIDS. BRING YOUR KIDS! Young fans wearing their youth soccer team jersey get to walk on the field after the match. I’m young-at-heart; does that make me a young fan?

    On the soccering front... we’re riding high. We’re at home. The juices are flowing. Vibes are immaculate.

    RSL is bad-bad-not good (and I’m not talking about the band from Toronto). They're dead last in the league in goals conceded per 90, and they sit 25th in goals scored per 90.

    It will also be April Fools’ Day. And this is MLS.

    What do wise men say? Lose by two or more.

    Discuss.
     
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  2. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Juicy prop bet, I'm in!
     
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  3. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oooooh, a few Capys and the MLS NEXT Pro trophy will be on the plaza for photo ops before the match.

    Bonus Grouchy™ Point for anyone who gets Micaletto to say "Where's Sheep League, @cleazer?" on camera.
     
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  5. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Do we need recorded evidence?
     
  6. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    pics vid or it didn't happen
     
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  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @Ch(Elsey) -- It's not too late to change plans, is it?
     
  8. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LETS THE HYPE CONSUME YOU!

    AFTER THE MOST GLORIOUS EPISODE SINCE THE NOW LEGENDARY SEASON 1 FINALE, OUR HEROES PUT THE STRIPED FOES FROM THE SOUTH TO THE SWORD, BREAKING THEIR LINES EARLY AND EXPLOITING THE GAP MERCILESSLY! DESPITE THE ABSENCES OF MANY A FAN FAVORITE, OUR YELLOW CLAD CREW FIELDED MOSTLY UNTESTED REPLACEMENTS, FRESH FACES RARELY IF EVER SEEN BEFORE. THOSE KIDS, SPURRED ON BY THE PASSION OF THE CITIZENS, SET THE WORLD ALIGHT WITH THEIR UNSTOPPABLE FORWARD CHARGES!

    NOW THEY MUST FACE A STRUGGLING FOE FROM THE WEST. FAITH AND HOPE HAS BEEN RESTORED, AND OPTIMISM HAS IGNITED THE CITIZENS INTO A FERVOR! WITH MOMENTUM ON THEIR SIDE AND BELIEF IN THEIR HEARTS, CAN OUR HEROES BE STOPPED?
     
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  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The absolute peaceful heaven that is 90s videos like this one.

    Digging your music selections so far. Perhaps an end of the year playlist compilation of all your selections is due?
     
  10. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have over 100 CDs of glorious 90's music. Sometimes I open the drawer and just look at it and think about all the fun I had in those days and what great music we had at that time. Then I realize how much money I spent on it all. Well then again I did work the BMG & Columbia House deals to their max benefit. How many of you young whipper-snappers even know what I'm talking about?

    I don't think I even own a CD player anymore. Wait - I think my car still has one.
     
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  11. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think we win this one handily. RSL isn’t good, and for the first time since the stadium opened, we seem to actually have turned it into an advantage.
     
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  12. speedye1

    speedye1 Member+

    Dec 31, 2002
    Heads up we are looking at almost a repeat of last week with an inch of rain Friday into Saturday morning. Strong winds through the day Saturday, starting to die down as we get closer to game time. Currently a feels like of 30 degrees at kickoff.
     
  13. MLSinSTL

    MLSinSTL Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 20, 2009
    Ohio - near a city
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, I'm a Nancy boy!

    I'm not sure I used that phrase correctly.

    Win by a gazillion.
     
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  14. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Spin the black circle.
    --90s music reference.
     
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  15. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I still buy CDs. I'm going to need to put my recent purchases into deeper storage as my shelf is nearly full. Photo 1

    I rip them to a file server, this enables me to make playlists, stream to my phone (and car) my own music at high quality. I have 30,000 songs, 82 days of music, and 1.2 terabytes of data. Photo 2.



    PXL_20230329_131045240.jpg PXL_20230329_131137503.MP.jpg
     
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  16. QuarkspaceDotCom

    Mar 14, 2000
    Deep in the Bluegrass Hinterlands
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    Music artists appreciate those still buying physical media or downloads. Streaming royalties suck! I still buy 30-40 albums per year and mostly listen with a 256GB iPod Touch with around 20GB free. Probably have to upgrade to a 512GB iPhone in a couple years just for music. I also have a decent collection of DVD-Audio and SACD discs to listen to in 5.1.
     
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  17. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When the 1st gen mp3 players came out, I started doing that too. But it was laborious and devices didn't have enough storage back then so I abandoned the project. I think I still have the old laptop I was saving everything to. I figure at this point my grandkids will enjoy my collection just as I admired my dad and uncles' vinyl collections.- gosh I'm probably not far off from that being a reality.
     
  18. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    Dublin, OH
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Help me out with Grouchy Points. Since Salty Dawgs can be true with multiple score outcomes, would both right answers get points?
     
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  19. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I’ve wondered about this myself.
     
  20. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    My reading is yes. Seems like an easy money parlay.
     
  21. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Shhhh. The bookie screwed up this week.
     
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  22. 96er

    96er Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    Columbus
    My body is so beyond ready for back to back wins for the first time since October 2021.
     
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  23. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes.
    Yes.
    Yes.
     
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  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    April Goals!!
     
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  25. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Ugh, just looked it up and RSL is only averaging 6.3 fouls/match. 29th out of 29 teams.
     

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