Michigan Man. Gross, Point Blank

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  1. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Not you of course, Kazuma. But the time has come for a dedicated thread.

    A Michigan man is accused of threatening a congressman and the director of the FBI.

    According to a court affidavit, a call threatening California Congressman John Garamendi was traced to 32-year-old Neil Matthew Walter's number. Walter is accused of leaving a voicemail for the congressman Nov. 3, saying, "John. Hey John. You’re gonna die John. You’re gonna die."

    Police checked Walter's Facebook page, where they say they found" numerous comments stating beliefs that half the Senators, the FBI, CIA, police, Tom Cruise, and Elon Musk are involved in a child slave rape ring, listing various locations where these rings are located, one of which identified the United States Capitol Building."


    https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/mi...ssman-saying-he-is-going-to-kill-fbi-director
     
  2. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
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    OK hasn't been contributing its quota of crazy lately. It's time for this thread.
     
  3. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Not many state's Bubba militias try to kidnap the governor. Kinda hard to top.
     
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  4. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    MI Y'all Qaeda get their sentences

     
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  5. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Michigan librarian's had enough

     
  6. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
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    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
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    When librarians really tell you to "shush"
     
  7. Auriaprottu

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    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
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    Pedophilia is rooted in conservatism.
     
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  8. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
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  9. roby

    roby Member+

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    Uh...help me out here. I was led to believe that the Nazis grabbed all the guns so decent people couldn't resist the coming events! :confused:
     
  10. Auriaprottu

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    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
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  11. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    I think too much of any drug makes you stoopid. But this is a funny news segment

     
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  12. Deadtigers

    Deadtigers Member+

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  13. Sounders78

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    Because Michigan Republicans don't want you fornicators to live in sin

     
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  14. luftmensch

    luftmensch Member+

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    May 4, 2006
    Petaluma
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    “Look at me ma, I made it!”:ROFLMAO:
     
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  15. Deadtigers

    Deadtigers Member+

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    Obsessed with how and where people bust a nut since the dawn of time.
     
  16. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

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    I posted this in the tweet thread. Everything about this is Detroit. And it's why I love it here.
     
  17. superdave

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  18. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
  19. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

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    Bo's son? Hmm. "Starting" to think many college football coaches might just be a tad racist. And by "starting" I mean it's more confirming than anything else.
     
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  20. Auriaprottu

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    Apr 1, 2002
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    From Aragones to Mihailovich to Blanc to Nowak to...
     
  21. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
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    It sounds like part of Schemy's problem is that he's had a string of make-work, money-for-nothing jobs because of his family connections.

    He'd likely still be an idiot if he'd had real jobs, but he'd be more likely to be busy enough not to be drool-scrolling on Twitter all day.
     
  22. Bluto11

    Bluto11 The sky is falling!

    May 16, 2003
    Chicago, IL
    Meanwhile I've got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchens, move refrigerators, and color TVs
     
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  23. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    I remember that was a "groundbreaking" video at the time.
     
  24. Auriaprottu

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    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
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    Atlanta
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    This makes me think.

    Has anyone here ever listened to a solo track of Mark Knopfler's vocals? I'm going over So Far Away in my head and it's not compelling at all. But the song works somekindaway.
     
  25. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

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    Jul 30, 2007
    Detroit
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    I have a rather stupid story involving Bo Schembechler many years ago.

    My first job, that I held through high school and some college, was as a parking attendant at the Pistons old arena. The day Schembechler died, there was a Pistons game happening. I'm working that game, I'm yet again stuck in the VIP lot for some reason. This old man pulls up, asks if he can park, when I ask for his VIP pass and tell him he needs one to get in, he goes on a bizarre rant about Bo Schembechler and how it was a sad day and so on. Just rambling to the point that even Abe Simpson would be aghast at this man's ramblings.

    I had some strange experiences at that job, but that one remains in my brain.
     
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