Pre-match: Can't believe it took this long for this thread, the 2024 Presidential election thread!

TRUMP-LAKE.....What a ticket!!!

Donald Trump “is strongly considering picking a female running mate — and sees Kari Lake as a model for his vice-presidential pick,“ Axios reports.
“Trump is already gaming out the general election in November 2024 — and knows he has a massive weakness with the white suburban women he would need to beat President Biden.”

 

Aren't you supposed to be snowed in or something? Any reported cannibalism there yet?

 

Well, there cannot be 'reported cannibalism.'
Everybody knows you eat the reporters and "snitches" first.

 

But if you eat the reporters before they snitch are they really snitchers?

 

The first rule of cannibalism is you don't talk about cannibalism.

 

I was taught that the usual evidence of cannibalism was a human skeleton with a fork and knife left next to it.

 

Snitches become dishes.

 

What?

 

THE FIRST RULE OF CANNIBALISM IS THAT YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT CANNIBALISM.

 

Why do you think we never have digressions on how pineapple, while an abomination on pizza, is actually pretty good on . . . Ummmm. Those things we don't talk about.

 

No, no, no. We look for cut marks near the joints and for evidence of burned bone. It's hard to dismember and deflesh human bone without making cut marks - not that I have personal experience harvesting human remains or anything.

On a related note, if you're staying in a remote tramping hut in New Zealand with someone who does forensic anthropology, never ever ask them questions about the Body Farm in Tennessee and if they've done things like that. You probably won't sleep very well.

The less you know ...

 

I will safely assume his running mate will be the mythical JFK jr who is still alive and showing regularly at the QAnon events. What a ticket that will be.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has apparently launched a website to explore a 2024 presidential bid.

 

Not a grift AT ALL:

https://www.teamkennedy.com/

A key metric for assessing the feasibility of running is the ability to sign up volunteers and raise funds. Please show your support for his run by texting Bobby at (202) 932-7525, and consider making a donation below.

 

He's an antivaxxer.

 

This is going to be fun! Let se how Meatball Ron respond to the onslaught that will come at him.

Politico: “Trump’s team and his allied PAC are preparing an expansive opposition research file by poring over DeSantis’ record as a prosecutor, member of Congress, and Florida governor.”

“Among the items a Trump-allied group has drilled into is DeSantis’ record while serving as an assistant U.S. Attorney before running for congressional office, with plans to accuse him of being an ‘extremely lenient prosecutor’ in cases involving, among other things, child pornography.”

 

Why didn't Charlie Christ do this?
Why didn't the criminal in 2018 do this?
Democrats are extraordinarily bad at opposition research.

 

MAGA heads exploding!!

Ron DeSantis for President of the United States #NeverBackDown #DeSantis2024 pic.twitter.com/g7b4sDavNK

— Chip Roy (@chiproytx) March 15, 2023

 

I have to say some of the attack ads on Daniel Kelly are pretty awful in Wisconsin.

Dan Kelly is a terrible lawyer, terrible, terrible (former) Supreme Court Justice and, likely, terrible human being.
However, attacking him because he was a criminal defense attorney is awful.
Attack his shitting opinions.
Attack him being a shill for the Republican Party (almost his entire income since being voted off the Supreme Court has been working for Republicans and Republican causes).
Explain why his jurisprudence is so bad for everybody in Wisconsin.

But going after him for being a defense attorney is a terrible strategy. Also, he never actually defended the sexual predator in the ads.

I know they are trying to set up the "soft on crime" bullcrap, but it won't work.

 

There's a reason why I like AOC. She's not afraid to call out media and right wing media.