Been Waiting For This Moment.. All My Life.. Oh Madrid! - Welcome Eden Hazard

in sports history

 

Stop fishing for reps.

 

Kidnap him and take back all the money as ransom, seems fair to me.

 

IN THE HISTORY OF ANY BUSINESS OR PERSONAL TRANSACTION

 

Like clockwork

Maybe we can offer him some kind of a coaching/administrative role so he stays at his dream club, but retires early and gets a civilian salary?

 

The Hazard transfer is worse than that time a meteor hit Earth and killed off the dinosaurs.

I win.

 

I blame Hazard for cancer existing.

 

They can make him a food taster.

Now if we can only find his dream club...

I was thinking about this last night and there's no way I could milk the club (Real Madrid) like he is doing if I would have been so fortunate. Even if I signed for Barca I would have just wanted to get out of there, rather than screw them over if things didn't work out. Only way I could do what he's doing is playing for PSG, Al Sadr, etc., where I know they are literally giving the money away.

 

lol

 

🗣️ Eden Hazard: “I couldn't see myself not playing for Real Madrid & then coming to the NT & playing.” #rmalive

— Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) March 13, 2023

🗣 Eden Hazard: "My retirement from Belgium nt? It hurt, but there are other things. Toni Kroos left the German national team and commented that when other players are with the national teams, he can enjoy being with his children." @marca 🇧🇪

— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) March 13, 2023

1634863158551511040 is not a valid tweet id

 

isn’t that what happened though?

 

🗣️ Eden Hazard: “I miss playing football. I want to play. I want to have fun. I want to make myself useful.” pic.twitter.com/b4iW8yWVZv

— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) March 13, 2023

 

Well, he could make hinself useful by graciously terminating his contract.

Talk is cheap. So is Burger King.

 

He should go somewhere where he can play

I get that money is money but then stop saying you wanna play

 

🗣️ Eden Hazard: “I hope deep down that I can bring something & that the coach is still counting on me, I really hope. We’ll see if I’ll play again by the end of the season.” pic.twitter.com/NGE9cSAIqM

— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) March 13, 2023

 

I was thinking more on the path of a water boy or towel boy.

 

Yeah he also said he doesn't plan to leave this summer. While also saying he wants to play. It's clear he will get no minutes here. So obviously he doesn't give a shit about playing. He just wants his last paycheck.

 

Who will get the 7 after Eden leaves? Vini?

 

ideally

 

what a stain for the number 7, maybe we need a year with no 7 to get it cleaned up...

 

Didn’t he take it off Mariano?

Mariano and Hazard, Madrid’s number 7s.

 

He'll barely get minutes next year if Alvaro and Arribas make the first team – let's be honest, even if they don't.

But it all depends who the coach is next year. Carlo isn't giving him sh!t.