In which we continue to post interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

New School Curriculum Just 6 Straight Hours Of Staring Slack-Jawed At American Flag https://t.co/9IppZ1QBWw pic.twitter.com/Uimlwbvja8

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 6, 2023

 

Scott Ritter, child molester.

 

Conservatives are afraid of everything:

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Ten hours. https://t.co/iDzaYz3EMZ

— David Frum (@davidfrum) February 6, 2023

 

Pharma had already turned half the country into drug addicts before COVID. They invent diseases so they can profit off of them. They lie constantly about the substances they are putting in people’s bodies. They are permitted to inflict whatever damage they want on the human race.

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) January 26, 2023

 

See? We’re not so different.

Absolutely incredible interview with former Taliban fighters:
>the rent is too high
>my boss wants me to work in the office
>I’m addicted to Twitter
>traffic is horrible after everyone moved here
>petty crime is out of control https://t.co/rKNh70Vz02 pic.twitter.com/pmLd8igCjh

— Quantian (@quantian1) February 4, 2023

 

This Chris Christie guy is quite an ugly woman.

rPOTUS Trump has tried to be kind, but some people just can’t take a hint.

Ms. Christie, America doesn’t like you. We change the channel when you’re on TV. You look like a man and you have an attitude.

— Rep. Clay Higgins (@RepClayHiggins) February 5, 2023

 

One of these things is an inflated tool used by China to obtain US secrets.
The other is a spy balloon. pic.twitter.com/STlJfzbhaT

— Free Agent Fly on the Wall (@FlyOnSomeWall) February 4, 2023

 

I’m the target of Donald Trump’s new tantrum. None of his lies about me today bothered him when he asked me to prep him for every general election debate or offered me 3 different cabinet posts. He’s the only man to lose to Biden outside Delaware. That loss to Joe still stings.

— Chris Christie (@GovChristie) February 5, 2023

 

Chinese Spy Balloon. pic.twitter.com/3hrs83qDkf

— tldrwikipedia (@tldrwikipedia) February 6, 2023

 

I was in a meeting where Donald Trump asked a group of us to lay off XI and China telecom ZTE because he promised XI, and he doesn’t want to disappoint him. Bolton wrote about this, I can confirm. I was shocked. https://t.co/VX54WinVYr

— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 (@AdamKinzinger) February 5, 2023

 

He has got to be the most annoying guy at the bar for the next month

 

Smartphones are ridiculously easy to use. I'm only accidentally muting myself on every third call to my parents. And I've trained myself to go from "hey, is the circus in town?" to "Oh, it's an incoming call" before it goes to voice mail. Most of the time.

 

GOP support for a 30% sales tax should be their version of “defund the police.”

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) February 7, 2023

 

Impressive how, 10 months after making an offer to buy it, Musk still hasn't released any new products or features. (Twitter Blue is an emoji.) It's all just the same site, only worse: awful people unbanned, clueless fiddling with the algorithm, broken API, busted verification. https://t.co/q8J5CTm7Ve

— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) February 7, 2023

 

I will never have sympathy for this gross diaperload. He tried to get in the Trumpy inner circle and was rebuffed "like a dog" numerous times

 

It's impossible to keep up with the taxonomy of the obsessions in the wingnuttisphere.

 

You are forgetting the line item in the budget that just says “Woke stuff”. That’s what they want to cut.

— Ken Goodrich (@KenGoodrich) February 7, 2023

 

Suitable for many occasions

Take a hike.

— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) February 6, 2023

 

I didn't read the tweet before because I thought there was a good chance it was a parody account or it was just reporting false stuff.
You can see that Republicans have the mentality of 12 year olds but not those of today whom I'd expect better but those of 1977.

 

We never did find out if what Beck did in the early 90s really happened.

The whole right-wing movement is basically doing 2010-vintage Glenn Beck rants.

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) February 7, 2023