GOP Failure Watch Part VI (Majority in House Edition) The Insurrection Caucus Sh*tshow.

Is that Noah's Ark?


Nope, it is in Kentucky (of course)
https://arkencounter.com/

 

I like the one that's "under construction" in MD.
https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/maryland/famous-statue-backstory-md/

 

I'm sure I've told this story before: One of my friends was a literalist and believed Noah's Flood happened as recorded in the Bible (never mind all the problems with that). We had the following conversation:

Me: After Noah landed, how did the marsupials like kangaroos get to Australia?

Him: God gave them the ability to walk on water.

Me: Then why bother with an ark in the first place if everything could just walk on water?

Him:

 

Just your normal everyday interview:

Jimmy Kimmel’s interview with MyPillow Mike Lindell from inside an arcade claw machine… pic.twitter.com/V9pbW20DGF

— Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive) February 1, 2023

 

This one just never, ever gets old:

Owners of a Noah’s Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

 

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Three things -

1) Aren't all Americans gringos, by definition?
2) Compared to West Philly '81, Bogota '23 is Disneyland.
3) We're not in Bogota much actually, as our greatest hits intinerary has us mostly in Medellin and Cartagena.

 

DO NOT SAY THIS IN SOUTH...... AMERICA!!!

 

I spoke to Flacco, he said the doves will be ready to fly when you get there, Boss.

 

How about Yanks?

 

My knowledge of Cartagena is from a 1980s movie, which I'm sure is 100% accurate

 

The only Flacco I know is Joe's dad.

 

That’ll do.

 

Way to kill a joke!

 

They're so dishonest and ignorant and have no respect for their voters. Her testimony is designed for Fox News and the right-wing nut-osphere, so she can pretend that what she said is true and show that she is standing up to the woke mob in DC.

That's going to be the House for the next two years.

 

George Santos' future defense is that he's a 2nd amendment stalwart who is being cancelled by the woke mob. I'll be honest...his saga was funny at first, but as more and more has come out, this guy is a complete psychopath. Thank God he doesn't have Trump's passion for cruelty.

NY-03 voters need to be named and shamed.

 

Is that in Queens?

 

What?!