Time for a new "Yet Another Mass Shooting Thread"

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  1. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    "We're Mormon. We don't do gay" Well, I'll bet you a kajillion Magic Underwears that some Mormons do Do Gay.
     
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  2. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    More on the twisted lives of these people if you care to know. Jerry Springer and a team of writers could not come up with this.

     
  3. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    I know it for a fact, based on my dating past. One was even from a fundamentalist Mormon family - his dad had 3 wives and 24 kids.

    There's an interesting scientific observation called the Fraternal Birth Order Effect: for every male fetus a woman carries, the chances of the next male son being gay increases 33%. The starting point is roughly a 3-6% chance for the first male (hard to be sure), so 33% of that would be a 1-2% greater chance for the second male, thereby being 4-8%. This has been shown to definitely be biological and not the result of upbringing through studies of brothers of the same mother raised together, brothers of the same mother raised apart, and brothers of different mothers raised together.

    Therefore, when you have families with lots and lots of kids, as Mormons and Catholics often do/did - and those fundy Christians now do, you're more likely than not to get some gay ones.
     
  4. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    Only made it through 6 minutes - good grief.

    On the bright side, the defense argument that it wasn't a hate crime because he was non-binary/LGBTQ+ took a hit. Porn-meth dad constantly refers to his murderous but thankfully non-gay son as "he".
     
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  5. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
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    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have a friend, who still says he's Mormon, but after years of discussing it with him and him going though conversion therapy, yet saying it didn't change his thoughts or desires, finally admitted he's gay.

    Of course, he also has 5 siblings who are all devout Mormon, so he doesn't disavow. Though he is not open to his family.
     
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  6. ElNaranja

    ElNaranja Member+

    Houston Dynamo
    United States
    Jul 16, 2017
    To steel bot the other side, do you really think he's the type of guy or dad that would correctly gender his child in any situation?
     
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  7. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    His dad does seem to be the loving, caring type :ROFLMAO:
     
  8. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Shows the cognitive dissonance. His entire life screams "not a conservative Republican" but it's how he describes himself. OTOH we had Madison Cawthorn so maybe have to re-think that
     
  9. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    His entire life screams Conservative Republican.
     
  10. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    Except he openly admits his porn films and meth use. Usually Conservative Republicans hide such things while openly condemning people who do them. Otherwise, yeah, no surprise whatsoever.
     
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  11. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    I dunno. A lot of times they'll absolve themselves of all guilt by namechecking Jesus.
     
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  12. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is the gang who become Conservative so they can fcvk around without finding out.
     
  13. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    That's old conservatism. New conservatism revels in that stuff. Not that I think spejic-described new conservatism is actually "new", just that it's been revealed since places like 4chan gave them a voice.
     
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  14. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Marj bangs gym randos and reads the Bible under her Fat Jesus on a stick

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  15. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    The cross should be leaning forward a bit
     
  16. Pønch

    Pønch Saprissista

    Aug 23, 2006
    Donde siempre
    That crucifix is the weirdest shit ever.
     
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  17. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Believe it's photoshopped but you could definitely picture it as real.
     
  18. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    I was always intrigued by conservative Christians.

    "Let there be Whites"... what the hell is that supposed to mean?
     
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  19. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    It's probably nailed to a stud.
     
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  20. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Confession is good for the soul...

    But it's not Meth for me
     
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  21. :D
     
  22. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    Damn whoever decided on that unannounced drill:

     
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  23. I this week on Dutch tv saw an item with the parents and their little girl who survived the infamous cops waiting in the corridor school shooting this week a year ago.
    My heart bleaded for the little one, who lost her best friend in that horror classroom, which left her traumatized.
    Heart breaking is to hear her parents tell she always checks where exits are when they go somewhere and is monitoring her surroundings.
    Kill the NRA.
     
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  24. Shoot him for bringing this vermin into the world.
     
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  25. As this applies to all ape/monkey like creatures, including us humans, it can't be upbringing unless monkeys/apes have religions too.
    Interesting was that, I think it was in Madagaskar, where monkeys take left overs from tourists, including alcoholic beverages. It turned out about the same % as in human population were prone to become alcoholics.
     
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