Yeah, what will be the 10 point prop bet for decision day? A parley of whatever results the Crew need plus some weird stat combo?
Note, my fellow 11-point friend, that both TKyle and stupidface come before Zman in the alphabet. Yay for alphabetical standings!!
Defend after the 75th minute? That's stupid! Get Grouchy™ Points? That's cmart! Wait... where have I heard this before? There be standings here: Way to predict the insanity, @Kryptonite, @zman31, @CrewDust, @KHT_Crew, @jairadballerina, @Crewster, @the_rickler, @Russ Freistat, and @Ball Kicker. Now we wait for more suffering.
I LOVE DERRICK BURCKLEY ETIENNE JR! I guess Grouchy™ Points are okay, too. @Crewster, @kgilbert78, @redi44crew, @WhiteHartShame, @TyphonInc, and @Ball Kicker each claimed one point. Wow! Good job! No one could have possibly done better at th-OH MY GUILLE WHAT'S THIS? THE PROP HIT?! Tremble before the big brains and bigger good looks of @Bill Archer, @Robbo Crewfan, @DAFCrew, @rolandD, @djtrinidad, @hardhead, and @CBusAlex. Back to the Mint City!
Grouchy™ Points... a competition best served cold absolutely frozen and buried 2,000 meters beneath the tundra. For the Charlotte debacle, @CrewDust, @ZipSix, @Crewster, @kgilbert78, @Big J 0526, @catfish9, @SLSHOT01, and @TRUJDUB21 took home points. And @Pauncho, @zman31, CrewDust (you again), @YITBOS, and @Sagz capitalized on the embarrassment that was the Orlando match. Huzzah, lads. Let's see who can close this thing out next week!
Ahem. He watched the Crew Week after week He tried his best To divine the outcome And bad game predictions He made a few He saw his share of picks Lost after 80 minutes But some came true And we picked wrong and wrong and wrong and wrong… Pauncho is the champion, you losers And we'll keep on sucking till the end Pauncho is the champion Pauncho is the champion No time for losers 'Cause Pauncho is the BigSoccer Columbus Crew SC Message Board 2022 Grouchy™ Point Cup Champion of the World! Congratulations on your THIRD cup championship, @Pauncho! And talk about winning in style; he took the lead from the last match of the season. I finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. *ominous music*
[Points index finger and gesticulates emphatically whilst jumping up and down] SEE??? SEE??? I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!