The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Not so much the city itself. But everyone who embraced Precum and how they got a soccer team.

 

Yeah that's what I meant. I've never been to Austin so I can't speak to the city's suckitude.

 

They have rolling blackouts when it gets to 100 degrees. That's gotta suck.

 

We may be in for that this year here. I kinda have one at work right now due to a roof project that has some of it turned off. It's 80 in my office.

 

We had 2 power losses in last 2 days in Lewis Center - when it was in 90's. No idea if they were AEP blackouts or not.

 

My staff in Austin said it would get to 106 there today and they'd received the preliminary notification that blackouts might be happening. The power was still on though.

 

Precourt’s burner account?

 

If there were AEP blackouts, it would be all over the local news.

 

We had them. https://www.dispatch.com/story/busi...utages-columbus-neighborhoods-why/7633243001/

 

No shit. Last month. And it was all over the local news.

If there had been "2 power losses in last 2 days in Lewis Center" that were related to AEP blackouts it would have been all over the news, too.

 

My bad. I misread catfish's original post. Had no idea about blackouts the past two days. The lightning storm last night made my power flicker and that was all.

 

What is the story behind the long suspension, and now the departure, of Cecilio Domínguez?

 

He refused being paid in social media exposure and queso.

 

Domestic violence.

He can actually be signed by another MLS team if he completes a league mandated "Kicking the shit out of girls is bad" course, but Austin FC issued a statement saying they're done with him.

 

Ohhhh Tarbell, you scamp. You're not supposed to nutmeg yourself!

 

Looks like attending games in Austin's second downtown is a pleasurable experience.

Damn y’all can’t record in the SS!?!? Lol !! pic.twitter.com/WvWb0CMPQC

— Alvaro A.💪🏽 (@RO_dini) August 15, 2022

 

Sigh.

 

Sadly, Sebastian Driussi is no laughing matter.

The only positive is that Fatboy will probably be selling him soon. Goals are nice but money talks.

 

I'm trying to figure this out..not upset or anything. Is a person not allowed to film in the Supporters Section?

 

According to that particular Capo: no.

According to everyone else in any Supporters Section in MLS: don't make a full-length feature film but have fun and enjoy yourself and if you want to share some moments go for it.

 

Fat Tony has issues with supporter groups going off message.

 

Makes sense to me. Pull your phone out to record the atmosphere or a goal or a chant to share on socials. How could anyone "capo" be upset about that!?!?!?!

 

Ironically* the capo is only following orders from the OakTree Verde Queso Social Interaction Administation.


*because irony is what trust fund hipsters do best.**

**because what's more ironic than a trust fund hipster?