Fire Jacob Myers

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Kyle Crew, Jul 18, 2022.

  1. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This thread will be for mocking our completely impotent, incompetent, and inept local media.

    To copy and past from another thread:



     
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  2. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is this the first time there's been a "fire the beat reporter" thread?
     
  3. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    First time for everything. It doubles as a ‘shame the local media for never knowing anything first’ thread.

    Fire Jacob Myers is just catchier.
     
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  4. Sagz

    Sagz Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Cbus
    I thought all the Crew beat reporter needed to do was copy paste the final score from a game...maybe once a week or so.
     
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  5. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    By the tone of this, myers didn't even think to ask or inquire into this. That's the problem. Jardy would have tweeted: berry not in training at the open session and not on injury list, I will ask porter. Feel like that was a usual thing with Jardy. It's what the nfl reporters do all the time.
     
  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Will Jacob Myers’ namesake thread entice him to read Bigsoccer Crew?
     
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  7. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think he already does, I feel like he’s mentioned it before.
     
  8. Crew Chuck35

    Crew Chuck35 Member+

    Apr 13, 2009
    Gahanna, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He’s pathetic. The number of times he’s been out scooped by national media and even fans (CrewRhino) is amazing.
     
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  9. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    On a Crew board, yes.

    On any sports message board, no. Heck, Browns fans are largely opposed to the idea of the team being covered.
     
  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    If there wasn't one for "Crewboy" Craig Merz, I'm sure @Bill Archer came close.
     
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  11. Crew Chuck35

    Crew Chuck35 Member+

    Apr 13, 2009
    Gahanna, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bring back Mitchell!
     
  12. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rebuild the fourth estate of Crewville AKA Fire Jacob Myers.
     
  13. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In a nutshell, that’s his Achilles heel as a reporter: a chronic lack of curiosity and awareness. Plus, he’s just naive. For example, his parroting of the line earlier this season that Porter was 80% sure Berry would be Zardes’ replacement at starting striker. He just bought it, hook, line and sinker.
     
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  14. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm hangthadj, and I support this thread.
     
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  15. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Rebuild Hunt Park Insider.
     
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  16. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    Poor Jacob was probably just getting his soccer knowledge from the esteemed majorleaguesoccersoccerdotcom writer Matt Doyle, who unironically suggested that Berhalter needs to cap Berry before Spain caps him (lol), and also suggested that Bez should sell Gyasi because Berry was going to be our guy.

     
  17. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #17 ZipSix, Jul 19, 2022
    Last edited: Jul 19, 2022
    [Deleting my prior thoughts] I think I need some time to think on this, because it's likely Jacob Myers is going to read this thread, but obviously someone needs to get a message across to him that it is not apparent to his readers that he is up to the job, he is adding very very little to the discussion, and that he doesn't seem to have any real curiosity about the Crew or an understanding of what he should be doing. But, I think because he is likely to read this, and he doesn't seem to have an editor or boss paying attention to what he is doing, that some constructive criticism from us would be more helpful than just tearing him down. He is young and could get better, but unfortunately there is no evidence he wants to get better.
     
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  18. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I thought I was in the Megabust thread for a second.
     
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  19. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He is probably just taking his first job in his industry of choice, doing whatever he has to do to get his foot in the door.

    Unfortunately for us, that crap first job is covering the Crew. I don’t blame him for not knowing anything about soccer when he first got the job, and I don’t blame him for struggling to come to terms with the weird rules in MLS (20 year fans still struggle with them).

    That being said, I agree that the lack of improvement of soccer knowledge seems to be an issue. Is it better than John Q Public? Yeah. Is it better than anyone who actually reads the Dispatch? Yeah. Do any of us actually care what the Dispatch says? No. It’s completely irrelevant with regards to the Crew, and vice versa honestly.

    Don’t take this personally Jake, the guy after you will probably be the same, the guy before you was the same. It is what it is.
     
  20. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Shawn Mitchell wouldn't have us at this point. He's living his best life.
     
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  21. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't have any qualms with his soccer knowledge. I want him to be upset when he gets routinely scooped and I want him to ask more questions and do more reporting. I want him to stop "confirming" what others have said and do reporting of his own. I already read the national soccer media. I already follow them. I don't need Jacob Myers acting as a glorified quote tweeter.

    "Confirming" someone else's scoop on the team of which you are the only beat reporter should make one feel shame. And yet he just repeatedly does it without any hint of an understanding that that's a failure on his part.

    And not only that but every time he confirms some other person's story his tweets get 100 likes!!! Who is liking this obvious lack of effort?
     
  22. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wonder if this is a by product of going to J-School at OSU and covering Buckeye Football where there are like two guys who get the actual news and then the rest of the media confirms and opines on it.
     
  23. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Meh. The Tweet sounded more like he was adding more information to an already confirmed story. WaPo had an article yesterday afternoon saying the Dispatch confirmed the trade along MLSoccer Soccer.

    What we should be up in arms over is that there was no one on Sunday asking about why Miguel was not in attendance... or even in the tri-state region on GameDay.
     
  24. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Does he cover other beats for the Dispatch during the soccer season? Maybe he's a part time employee with another job or something. But yeah, you'd think he'd be at practice each day and be able to ask players and coaches questions regularly.

    Heck, he could steal questions from the various fan forums the team hosts and follow up on them.
     
  25. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Berry was not on the bench for the Wednesday game versus DC. The question was raised on here about his whereabouts.
     
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