Miguel Berry Llegenda Instantània Megabus

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  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    If you go back to our first game of the season, you'll see I actually praised him for that! I love that kind of shit! Sadly, he hasn't exactly matched the output I envisioned when I praised that bravado.
     
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  2. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Robots can't lie.
     
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  3. TRUJDUB21

    TRUJDUB21 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Sep 28, 2021
    Must be the programming
     
  4. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  5. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  6. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Thank you Miguel for resurrecting "The Goals Will Come Era" in 2022. I never thought I'd see such uninspired striker play again.

    And thank you Columbus for trading him to DC, where I can look forward to laughing at his follies.
     
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  7. LastOfEleven

    LastOfEleven Member

    May 1, 2007
    Cincy, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  8. United1

    United1 Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    As a DC fan, I did chuckle at this post. So, please tell me, what are we in store for with Mr. Berry?
     
  9. SLSHOT01

    SLSHOT01 Member+

    Columbus
    United States
    Oct 26, 2017
    Edison, Ohio
  10. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Guaranteed he bags a brace against us next time. Ola probably gets another at the buzzer too.
     
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  11. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kid will light the field on fire in his first handful of matches. And then you'll never notice him again.
     
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  12. United1

    United1 Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    He will fit in well with the rest of the roster.
     
  13. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A short synopsis of what you're getting:
    • Lot's of standing next to opposing CBs. He's really good at staying as close to them as possible.
    • Not winning any aerial duels...despite being tallest guy on field
    • Lots of fouls committed when losing aerial duels as he undercuts the shorter opposition
    • He has good hair
    • A brick of a 1st touch
    • Being outrun on every thru-ball
    • Did I mention he has good hair?

    Thanks for the Garberbucks!
     
  14. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If finishing on scuffed shots, crazy ricochets, and goal mouth scrums were repeatable skills, Berry would be a gold boot candidate. Sadly, that is not the case and he's the fourth choice striker on a team that has struggled to score. I think you can expect him to look like a guy who should be a decent striker but is not. Very happy with getting $225k in GAM for him and even happier that it was DC that paid so high a price.
     
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  15. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    He also put his first name only on the back of his jersey.

    What a ********in legend.
     
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  16. United1

    United1 Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    I'm salivating already.
     
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  17. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seriously, as @catfish9 said, the guy is normally taller than any of the cb's he plays against, but somehow in all the time he played here he never once won a ball in the air. I mean never.

    I never understood it
     
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  18. TRUJDUB21

    TRUJDUB21 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Sep 28, 2021
    He has Poor judgment of the ball kinda like Room on a cross and neither have any kinda quickness
     
  19. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    He had a good run for us last year. He just hasn’t delivered this season. Maybe a change of scenery will reinvigorate him. I certainly wish him all the best. He just became surplus to requirements and he’s now moving on.
    That said, an injury to Cucho and we’re ********ed.
     
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  20. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    I just thought this was relevant again.
     
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  21. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    On the bright side, Berry lit shit up in USL and DC is pretty much a USL club at this point.
     
  22. TRUJDUB21

    TRUJDUB21 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Sep 28, 2021
    I’m guessing that guy died
     
  23. United1

    United1 Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    That leak in the roof above me at Audi Field better not drip on me as I'm watching that ball fly through the air to Berry's head.
     
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  24. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He might improve. If I was coaching Miguel, one idea I had, is put in some game tape of him, push play, motion to the screen with my dominant hand raised, palm up, shrug my shoulders, and say "what the ******** is this?"
     
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  25. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is a very vivid picture. I like how you think.
     
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