Ex- Crew Legends: Players, Coaches, and Personalities

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by fidlerre, Feb 16, 2013.

  1. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Keith and Steve Serr are going to be tonguing each other's buttholes in hell. I'd have paid good money to see him get his lights knocked out.
     
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  2. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As I've noted before, one of my career highlights was beating a Serr coached team indoors. They thought that since we were mostly over 30, that it would be easy, so they didn't mark my center forward. But he'd played at Northwestern..... 5 goals later they began to realize they were in trouble.
     
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  3. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I can picture his eyes bulging out of his skull watching his team get crushed by the beer league team.

    I did try to get MOSSL/BPL to permanently ban him after I observed him tearng into a 13 year old AR. I can take it as a seasoned ref, but don't go after the kids. The guy is a douche of the highest magnitude.
     
  4. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I called a tournament championship game for a team of his. It's the one and only time I ever threw out a spectator for being completely out of.control, cursing at my linesman and generally being an asshole.

    He tried to refuse to leave but I said I was not restarting play until he was in the parking lot. Finally left, walking as slowly as humanly possible and cursing me out the whole time.

    I didn't know it at the time but it was Steve Serrs father.

    Afterwards (and Serrs team lost) he went to MOSSL to try and get me suspended but there were multiple witnesses who said I had done nothing wrong.

    Being an asshole is a family tradition apparently.
     
  5. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    It's true what they say about apples and trees, isn't it?
     
  6. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Ah, that's where he learned that technique from. It all makes sense.
     
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  7. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My son reffed youth soccer years ago, and one day I drove him to a game. We were early, there was another game going on the field, so we waited at midfield for it to be over. I recognized Serr was coaching one of the teams, he was standing to my left. The game was scoreless, and IIRC his team needed a win to advance to the finals.

    His team took a shot on the goal to my right. It was one of those we've all seen where it hits the crossbar, comes straight down, and bounces backward. The ref who seemed to be in position called no goal. No way that I or anyone to my left could see otherwise.

    Serr went ballistic. The game ended shortly thereafter. The ref was an adult, came in from out of state for the tournament, I learned later. After the game, Serr got in his face, yelling, seemed pretty clear to me that he was trying to get the ref to punch him or some other contact. The ref stood his ground, said nothing, Serr finally gave up. Don't know if there were any repercussions.
     
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  8. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Never met the guy and have no idea who he is/was. Trying to see if there was some background and this was the first Google hit -- I wonder if we can add Nick Roberts to the replace Porter list


     
  9. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Roberts is currently coaching Ashland U. And he is a good guy, from what I recall from his Xoggz days...
     
  10. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    No repercussions. Douchcanoe McGee is(or at least was) untouchable in Central Ohio soccer. I've been out of reffing since Con was born, so I have no clue if he's still around.
     
  11. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That was always the issue, be it club or High School (Westerville South IIRC); for some reason the powers that be refused to call him out on anything he did. He just skated, never even a hint of repercussions.

    Some refs simply refused assignments at his home venues, where he knew he could get away with anything. At tournaments and away games at least you knew you had some backup. Not that anyone would come down on him, just that he couldn't intimidate you.

    The funny part was, after the time I had the big blowup with him and he stomped off.to scream at the director, the assignor and, later, MOSSL, the associations' head of officiating wrote me a long email apologizing for Serrs behavior and adding that he'd known him for a long time and he'd never seen or heard of such h behavior, which he said was " out of character"

    I could only laugh.
     
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  12. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Westerville South

    We had a kid on my HS team that moved in just to get away from him.
     
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  13. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #4439 Bill Archer, May 4, 2022
    Last edited: May 4, 2022
    The guy at Muskingum was Seamus "Red Card" O'Reilly. Another useless thief who convinced people that he was a soccer guru because he had a British accent. Mookie was on a team he put together to take to England one summer.

    He and Nick Roberts were partners in the "Tour Europe and get your ass handed to you while we make a fortune" business. A scratch team with. othing but a few scrimmages behind them gets off the plane in England 12 hours later takes the pitch against Blackburns' youth academy. Sure, that goes well. And I'm guessing that when it hit 10-0 they took their foot off the gas.

    Seamus is a total fraud. He lied to my face on numerous occasions and treated the kids like dirt.
     
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  15. hardhead

    hardhead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 2008
    NEO
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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  16. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    So, he hasn't scored for Colorado yet.

    (ducks)
     
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  17. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just got this info via text. The wound is still open.
     
  18. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, now the post-trade score is...
    Zardes 1:1 Miguelol
     
  19. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And now it's 2-0 off another PK.

    I did hear Lalas Abubakar get mentioned in the Univision broadcast as well.
     
  20. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zardes did NOT take the second one, for those not watching.
     
  21. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  22. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who was the backup goalie we had in like 09-10 that quit MLS to be a brain surgeon? Kenny Schoeni?
     
  23. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #4448 DrunkandDisorderly, May 18, 2022
    Last edited: May 18, 2022
    Akwari, Akwari,
    Nelson Akwari!
    He's got no hair,
    but we don't care.
    Nelson Akwari!

    Maybe 5 posters on this board will remember that.
     
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  24. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  25. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I believe the original lyrics were for Rob Smith.
     

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