The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I believe that 20 out of the current 28 MLS teams will initially field teams in year 1 of the Next Pro League. The other 8 will join in 2023.

    It is still a glaring "poor business metric" for Austin not to join in year 1.
     
  2. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cats are useless yet cute 25% of the time. Dogs are truly mans best friend. And Precourt doesn't have enough money to fund a 2 team which is surprising to no one on this board. There I summed up the last 2 days of this thread.
     
  3. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Absolutely. Agree with Tony 2 Chins one hundred percent. The stallions who will take Austin to the promised land of competitive soccer will not be born for another eighty years -- so why throw good money after bad right now??
     
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  4. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Molly was on our side from the getgo
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  5. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cats suck. I keep trying to train mine to be more like a dog and she is failing horribly.

    As proof that dogs >> cats --


    QED.
     
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  6. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You expect them to have time to Grow The Legend and grow a soccer team? :D
     
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  7. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #6907 Bill Archer, Dec 7, 2021
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2021
    Austin not joining the league immediately means only one thing:

    TwoButtons couldn't find a sponsor.

    They don't do one damn thing unless someone else is paying for it.

    OTOH they'd field a competitive midget whore oil wrestling team if they could find someone to foot the bill.
     
  8. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    What's whore oil?
     
  9. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I smell an Only Fans site...
     
  10. Salacious Bum

    Salacious Bum Member

    Jun 5, 2010
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    This certainly didn’t come out of nowhere, but I wonder what the temperature is at USL headquarters… they have a number of expansion teams coming in, but this is still A LOT of clubs pulling straight out all at once

    From one perspective it might be an opportunity for USL to establish more legitimacy by not being so obviously and overtly under MLS’s shadow. At the very least, with the business models of both leagues being so different, how this develops should be pretty interesting (albeit extremely murky).
     
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  11. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Montreal already promotes a bunch of youth players to the first team, even sold one to Barcelona a couple years back (Tabla, he busted though). They probably either think they don’t need it, or the organization is constantly in chaos so its a clusterfvck trying to get things done.

    Plus, Saputo is cheap.
     
  12. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    Don is a psychopath. This is not something a functioning empath says.
     
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  13. associa_tionfootball

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 10, 2019
    The move from the Bay Area to the Bay Area?
     
  14. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Garber can suck donkey balls.
     
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  15. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hol' Up. Did Sneaky Don really just leave it at that, or was there follow up comments that Miki missed?
     
  16. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anthony Precourt is an MLS owner. Do people really think the commissioner is going to pull a knife on him just to make us happy?
     
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  17. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No, but he doesn’t need to go out of his way to give him a feelings trophy for a situation he engineered.
     
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  18. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not at all. Just would not have thought he would have said an owner and their family are traumatized over starting the newest team in the league.
     
  19. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How in the hell was it "traumatic" for his family which a) might have attended 4 or 5 games total over five years and b) was 4000 miles away when the old man's dirty dealings went down?

    Unless his children sat around d reading BigSoccer where people like me were calling Daddy a contemptible swine, how would they have even known?

    That's just ridiculous. What a piece of shit Garber is.
     
  20. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    This somehow showed as you quoting a post of mine. I think BigSoccer is on the fritz.
     
  21. the_rickler

    the_rickler Member+

    Feb 9, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Austin not getting a “2” team is like the kid who was the only kid in class who didn’t get the new PlayStation because his parents were too poor.
     
  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well you should know as well or better then anyone that BS is running off antiquated software year and equipment that was old during the Bush administration
     
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  23. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Ya know, I've looked at Reddit (to pick an "alternative" at random) from time to time. It's supposed to be one of the "cool" places.

    It's got the look and feel of a slightly less awful Geocities BB run by some pedophile who got fired from AT&T. I have no idea how Kids These Days think it's hot shit, aside from the fact that they literally were not alive back in the 90s and don't recognize shitty UX that was killed off 30 years ago, so it seems awesome or something.
     
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  24. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HW or W?
     
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  25. associa_tionfootball

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 10, 2019
    you actually have to use http://old.reddit.com to make it readable
     
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