The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

All I have to say is HA HA HA...Just as I predicted when they rolled out their roster. It didn't take a rocket scientist to know that they were going to really suck, when you look at the roster, coach, and ownership. Let's see if FCC can surpass them in points so that Austin can receive their first trophy, The Wooden Spoon.

 

FCKY is just so....well, bad.

If you were TRYING to put together a shitty side you'd want to follow their blueprint. The breadth and depth of their incompetence has been truly staggering.

Down in Austin Wolff and Reyna really ought to have at least half a clue. They're not from Holland for Crissake, they both have long MLS backgrounds. But somehow they don't seem to have learned much.

Maybe working for a despicable swine makes you dumb.

 

Quite possibly their owners financial position prevents them from signing high-end DP's.

 

Now that is LOL funny. Love seeing Precum doing do poor.

Although, glass houses and all. Our championship side, isn't a lock to make the playoffs.

 

That said, we've stayed alive longer than El Broccoli.

 

Let me know when Austin has become a championship side, and is struggling to make the playoffs the year after.

 

We can also laugh at the point the entire state of Texas has been eliminated from the playoffs.

 

Over on another forum I'm on, I'm a member of a group of "recognized members" so to speak.

From time to time, we get various tokens of appreciation as a way of saying "thanks for the help." We have no say over what these gifts are or when they arrive.

Anyway, the current gift is a Yeti product. I'll give credit and say it's a nice gift...but it's still hard not to associate it with Broccoli FC.

 

Since I still like laughing at Precum

https://www.mlssoccer.com/news/recap-fc-dallas-2-austin-fc-1

Austin lost the Texas Trophy cup to Dallas last weekend.

Ha ha ha ha ha

 

absolute galaxy brain cope from Austin fans

(from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/commen..._fc_dallas_vs_austin_fc_major_league/hipmo7b/)

 

As supporters, we need to present them their very own first trophy. Both the Wooden Spoon and Supporter's Shield will likely forever be out of their reach.

I am thinking of the Silver Plated Spoon. It is shiny and new. However, on second glance, you realize it is still just a f#cking spoon.

 

They should get nothing, exactly as they deserve.

 

Maybe Toronto has some extra butter lying around they could share?

 

Who needs a spoon when you can just slam your face into that queso?

 

Why slam your face when you can guzzle it from a fountain?

 

I wonder if they ever got that queso fountain.

 

Lowe's has one for $70. Slap an image of Leslie Poole knocking dick bag mctrust-fund down a couple pegs and it could be a decent trophy.

 

Sorry - this was all I could do at short notice

 

Hopefully this links ok. I’ve never linked anything from IG before.

But apparently even the ATX sideline media are douchebags.


https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUsLRJfrJNW/?utm_medium=copy_link

 

I don't see a douchebag, just a guy who wanted to juggle a bit.

 

I'm with you on this. It's disrespectful as hell.