The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

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  1. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You already know, bro.
     
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  2. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Back in the day, terms like EuroPoseur or Euro snob might have been used.
     
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  3. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Asshole" is easier to spell
     
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  4. Futsal Fred

    Futsal Fred Member

    Mar 1, 2001
    Bloomsburg, PA
    Great celebration down in Asstown, as they announced to great fanfare that they have signed their first HG, thereby demonstrating the strength of their Development program. Hurrah!

    Except that the kid they signed was 16 year old Owen Wolff, Josh's son, who until last month was with Atlanta and before that Columbus.

    So congrats to the FC for signing the coach's kid, with whose development they had nothing to do with.
     
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  5. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anything they are doing, we are doing better. Columbus' Owen has already made an impact this year and is 4th in team scoring last time I looked.
     
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  6. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    This is a bad take, even for y’all.
     
  7. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, but is it wrong? Is Owen Wolff truly a product of the Austin FC academy program?
     
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  8. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm not sure what other "take" is even possible
     
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  9. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What "take" should we take bro? Your fantasy, or the reality that Wolff did not work his way up through an academy that is barely off the ground yet?
     
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  10. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    Homegrown just means they’ve spent 150 days or whatever in the Academy. It was announced with the same fanfare as [insert random guy here] and not as if it was some miracle product of the system. He’s been in Austin since the spring, not a month and played with the first team two months ago in the Tigres friendly. Austin’s highest level academy team was U15 until this month and nobody was expecting a first team signing out of that group so nobody is claiming that the signing has anything to do with the strength of the development program.

    That’s a lot of wrong for 40 words or whatever.
     
  11. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't know where you clowns get your information but this is a definition of "Homegrown" according to the MLS website.

    One year is certainly not 150 days.
     
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  12. CBusAlex

    CBusAlex Member

    Jun 17, 2011
    Orlando, FL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You sure about that? Seems like the last 150 days have lasted at least ten years.
     
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  13. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    I'm not MLS. Obviously they think it's fine.

     
  14. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So you admit he meets the letter of the law, but not the spirit of it.
     
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  15. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, since we don't know what the source was for your quote, it's more likely we'll agree with the published MLS criteria.

    And whoever wrote that - probably Chris Bils - took it out of context. The 150 attendance days requirement is in addition to the one year rule. The intent is that you not just be on a roster but that you actually participate over a period of at least a year.

    Training with a team every goddam day and twice on Sunday does not replace the one year criteria. It looks to me a lot like Austin is pulling a fast one for coach Loser.
     
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  16. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just when you think you can let this thread fade off into obscurity because Austin Soccer Bois have stopped being f*cktwats, ol Derek Ensign decides to come out from under his bridge and try and do some trolling. What an absolute douche nozzle. Apparently he has never of “marketing”.

     

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  17. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    a) Columbus has more professional sports than Austin, even if whatever numbskull is quoted never heard of the NHL or MLS. All it proves is that ABC6 isn't particular about interviewing stupid people who live under rocks.

    b) Derek the Imbecile might note that lower.com isn't offering free bags of dogshit to people who finance through them. Rather, they're offering something that people actually want. Duh.

    c) Giving free tix to people as an incentive to finance homes with them is not exactly the same thing as standing on the street passing them out.

    d) I note that Derek seems to be unemployed.
     
  18. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He'S An InFlUeNcER!!!111!!!11
    hE GeTs pAyeD iN XpoZuRE!!!!111!!
     
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  19. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have written and erased my comment at least a dozen times. There is a lot to unpack here that is not related to Austin; so f#ck Austin. I just refinanced and didn't even think of Lower.com. If that douchebag had tried to make fun of the Crew earlier, it would have helped me with season tickets next year. So, f#ck him too.

    Now that's out of the way -- I hope the lady misspoke because being on television and all. If not, I would have to ask if she has ever been downtown from her house in Marysville. Unlike some cities, you don't see the professional sports stadiums in Columbus unless you leave the suburbs and go downtown.
     
  20. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Or she thinks there is nothing other than THE Ohio State University and soccer is a novelty similar to a food truck that serves Thai.
    In short, a moron.
     
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  21. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Honestly that was my first thought:

    This woman just watched a game in a gleaming new $350 million professional sports stadium built for ...... one soccer game?

    "Yeah boy, nice place. Too bad it only gets used for this one game."

    And apparently she didn't notice "Columbus Crew" plastered all over the place.

    Or maybe she's just an imbecile.
     
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  22. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018

     
  23. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    someone should offer to take her to a game. you know, create a fan instead of turn her away forever.

    also fcuk austin
     
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  24. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    But Austin can't do this kind of "marketing" because we have no free season tickets to give away.
     
  25. CBusAlex

    CBusAlex Member

    Jun 17, 2011
    Orlando, FL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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