There have been many derbies where one team was good, and the other shite, or both were good, but I can't remember the last one where both sides were so poor. The teams come into this fixture with a combined goals total of 5 from 10 games and a combined goal difference of minus 10. Bergwijn and Sessegnon are definitely out, while Moura has returned to training. Of concern is our shaky defence, which has conceded 10 goals in the last 4 games, with 7 of those allowed against the likes of Crystal Palace, Rennes and Wolves.
I like how you only count league games for goals scored, but all games for goals conceded. I do agree both teams are pretty gash, but I'll take a draw since it's away.
If there was ever a time to turn these c@*ts over it’s this game. A tonic to get our season back on track and send these fools closer to relegation territory. COYS!
Bit nervous about this, actually. They're shite, and all, but there's nothing about us that inspires confidence these days. Come on you spurs and that.
OH MY GOD, WE ARE SO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
Nuno looks absolutely clueless on the touchline. Like, why are players like Skipp, Gil and Romero on the bench?
Kane looks like he couldn't be bothered, we have no midfield and Dier and Sanchez are so poor in defense.
Spurs fans already leaving the away end, lol, can't say I blame them, we will be lucky if it doesn't finish 6-0, this team is a disgrace.
After three days off, I'd been dreading going back to work this afternoon. Now I'm thinking maybe I'll go in early.
Somewhere in a Parisian café, an Argentinian is quietly sipping his mate and saying: "I told you, Daniel, this team is, how do you say in English, shite...".
A deflected shot from Moura is pushed off the bar by Ramsdale in stoppage time. Almost a grandstand finish...
3-1 FT, Nuno will be lucky to keep his job at this rate, we were well-beaten and look like a ragged outfit.