The official George Asomani Thread

Even more crazy theory: he replaces Almeyda as coach!!

 

Because we’re frigging stupid.

 

He is actually the real owner of the team. To save money from acquiring and paying a player, he signs himself. That is the only reason why he can be signed without playing for Almeyda previously.

 

I overheard a chinese waiter in an Indian restaurant say that Asomani is really Fisher's love child and will be starting over all of our other midfielders.

 

Which raises an interesting question - has anyone seen John Fisher and George Asomani together in the same room? Right, you haven’t. So there it is. We should start our own conspiracy blog. Quakes anon, or QANON for short.

 

I think that qanon is already taken , but we could try AnonaQ. Almost catchy, no?

Go Quakesfans!!

Mark

 

Hmmm, is it a coincidence that nobody's seen Q since January 6?!?!?

Is he going to be reinstalled as mascot-in-chief in August???

 

And now that you mention it, has anyone seen Q and John Fisher in the same room!? The games that Fish attended, Q was “not there”. Hmmm...

If he wanted to parade around in a blue furry suit that badly maybe he could have arranged for it to happen some other way. He didn’t necessarily have to buy a soccer team to do it.

 

I can't find this guy listed anywhere on the MLS website roster. They supposedly signed him but where did he go? Does he train with the team?

 

You can find him here:

 

Completely forgot about this guy. They didn't end up selling Judson so I guess they didn't need him?

 

So I found out more interesting info on our buddy George. He is not American. So how do the Quakes sign him if they don't have an extra international slot? He's also currently injured.

Supposedly the Quakes planned to have him play for the reserve team only, but I am not aware of a contract you can sign to do that currently. If he signed with the Quakes, he is subject to MLS roster rules.

 

Maybe we are hiding him on our e-team and he is on a couch in a basement somewhere taking on the best in the world.

 

Haha, I actually thought about something like that. If you are going to stash and hide a player why not just hire him as a GM assistant or something similar? Maybe for insurance reasons if he gets hurt.